When I featured the story of the loser calling 911 because he didn't have sauce on his sub I thought how low can you go. Well we another Barely Hanging On award for a stupid 911 call. Enter Kadien Jackson, 21, of Blauvelt, N.Y. This superstar called 911 and told them he had been robbed at a Route 4 gas station in Englewood. He called again moments later with a description of the robber. When officers arrived they found that the description fit an employee at the gas station who, the caller said, wouldn't give him a refund on an unused box of condoms. He wanted his condom money back, maybe he bought the large ones by mistake. Smooth move Kadien, you have been charged with making a false report, a crime that carries prison time upon conviction.

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I guess she is, according to her and maybe the little yes cling ons that she chooses to surround herself with. I mean she looks like quite an athlete doesn't she? Lopez was on Good Morning America August 18th and couldn't figure out why a guy that just won 8 gold medals was all the talk when she was hauling her fat ass off to train for a triatholn. She hasn't even run it yet but she is obvioulsy more important than Phelps right? How much would they have to pay you to be with Jennifer all day and tell her she was the centre of the universe and everything she did was right? It would have to be a hell of a lot to have to deal with that. You can go to her own personal blog page and read how all of the delusional hens are cheering her on for being such an icon in the world of sports. There are some good put downs though so it's worth a read. Have a look at her blog page, it's good for a laugh. Jennifer Lopez Training Blog.

I saw a commercial the other day that bugged the hell out of me. Ashlee Simspon getting rich dancing around in her Zellers outfits telling all the girls in North Amercia to head there to get their back to school outfits. What are the odds that Ashlee Simspons wears anything from Zellers? Do they have us believe that she shops there for all of her clothes before she goes on tour or when she tips off the paparazzi to where she is hanging out on the weekends? I would think not. My other half shops at Zellers for socks and underwear but we stopped buying kids clothes there a long time ago and our teenage children wouldn’t be caught dead in Zellers clothes for back to school. I wonder is Ashlee got this bikini top at Zellers? Here’s the commercial if you want it.

Must be a slow new day on CNN they feature story on their website site is about John Yancey a big cry baby that doesn't like shadows. Seems his father singed a deal with the wind companies to put some windmills on their property for 50K a year and he is crying about the shadows. What kind of grown man boo hoos to the world about shadows making him 50k a year? The Maple Ridge wind project creates enough electricty to keep 100,000 homes going. I guess John would rather see Amercia buy more oil from the Middle East. That way we can support their countries economy and the John doesn't have to look at the windmills shadows all day. Sounds great John you big baby, while your at it take the 50k and donate it to the Taliban I am sure they will appreciate it.

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I see a few people have been searching the blog looking for fat redneck pictures so here are a couple of great ones I found. You have to love fat rednecks. I have always wanted to be a redneck as long as I didn't know I was one.

I have been watching some episodes of Sanford and Son for the past few weeks and have come to a conclusion. Lamont Sanford is the worst son I have ever seen in my life. If I was Fred Sanford I would have thrown his butt out on the street years ago. What kind of son treats their elderly father like he does. Not only elderly but with an obvious heart condition. It seems like every episode Lamont is constantly complaining that the old man isn't fetching his breakfast, lunch or dinner. What kind of 20-30 year old can't make his own meals? What a loser. I would be telling him to get off of his duff and make his own damn meals. I think he moved out once but that didn't last long before he came running back. Worst son ever.

Here’s a real beauty for you. I wasn’t sure if this was a barely hanging on candidate or just plain funny. Funny because I don’t eat at Burger King.  No worries the sink this employee was bathing himself in was only used for cleaning utensils and the equipment that cooks your food for you. But hey, it was his birthday and maybe working at Burger King he can’t afford his own place with a bath and shower.

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Well pre-season nfl is back and I was looking around for some scores and came across this great photo of Brett Favre crying like a schoolgirl with a bruised knee. I love it and thank god he didn't end up with the Vikings.