The Canadian National Do Not Call List finally went online today. You can add your phone number in about two seconds to their list and opt not to get calls from telemarketers for a period of three years. The website says it will take up to 31 day for telemarketers to update their list. The website was pretty busy today but I finally got on today and added our number. It will be interesting to see what happens. I got four phone calls today and I doubt the list will really work as most of the calls I get are from bottem feeder scammers that are spoofing their numbers anyways. I have had a pile from Hollywood this month in the 555 area code. We will see if the free cruise offers stop or not. I doubt it though.

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Well at least she take a better mugshot than Nick Nolte or Whitney but she still looks like a bag of hammers. Poor Heather Locklear got picked up and charged with DUI over the weekend. Because Locklear appeared "disoriented and impaired," she was taken to a local CHP station and drug and alcohol tests were administered, Marshall said. The actress was cooperative. "Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer's observations, we believe Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication," Marshall added.  As you can see pills do the body good.

Locklear was arrested on suspicion of DUI and being under the influence of a controlled substance. She booked at a local jail around 7 p.m., and released hours later. Some of you might remember that she left an Arizona treatment facility just two months ago for anxiety and depression.

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Do you have a friend that emails you garbage a million times a day? I do too buy every so often there is a funny picture in the thousands of garbage emails. Here's the Redneck Fire Alarm, you have to love it.

Who would have thought that Jessica Alba just had a baby in July? I just found this photo in google and she is look as good as she was before her pregnancy. Thanks goodness for that and here's to many more years of corny bikini movies and superhero costumes. 

I love that you Yanks are going to give the nuclear codes to a soccer mom. What a world we live in. Here are some funny quotes and jokes I came across.

"Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." –Conan O'Brien

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher

"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." —Jay Leno

"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." —Jay Leno