Another smelly story from good old Florida. This poor lad is going to be walking to and from school for the next little while. I am glad that the schools have nothing better to deal with. Life must be good in old Florida.

"An eighth-grader at the Bill Duncan Excel Center in South Lakeland, Jonathan Locke Jr., 15, has been suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. "Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form."

Jonathan maintains his innocence.

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The first three trailers for the new Star Trek Movie have been posted on Apple. A Trekkie friend was telling me that I should be all over this as it is going the be the greatest movie ever made. Like he would say a bad thing about a Trek movie. It does look pretty good though. Hard to find any pictures but I never looked that hard.

How many of these do you think are going to be on the road kicking out exhaust and doing harm onto the environment? One of the most congested cities in the world gets a $2,000 car. Lord help us all for we know not what we do. On a more positive note look for about 13 million more internet indian spammers hitting the internet looking to make a few bucks to buy one. I can't wait.

"The Nano, Tata Motors' tiny, inexpensive "people's car," will hit India's congested streets in July, Tata Motors officials said Monday in Mumbai, a city hit by terrorist attacks in November.When it was unveiled 14 months ago, gas prices were rising. The world economy showed signs of slowing but seemed stable. Prospects looked brighter for poorer people in India to move up the socioeconomic ladder and afford such an inexpensive car. The goal was a car for 100,000 rupees, or about $2,000."

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A friend email this to me the other day with the above title. Pretty funny but that would have to be one big leopard. I don't even know if an Anaconda could get that one down.

Hey , it's another lowlife teacher preying on your children. Imagine that. This time it's a man preying on a teen boy. Sick. Another predator hired by your local education board. They are doing a real bang up job on getting all of the pervs on the payroll.

"Jonathan Dick, 43, of Bel Air was arrested at around noon today, after troopers searched his home and seized two computers, and several documents related to the investigation He is charged with two counts of solicitation of a minor.  He could face up to 20 years in prison if convicted on both counts.

Troopers had been investigating the case since February, when they received a complaint from the teen's parents.  The parents had found sexual text messages between their son and Dick.  Investigators recovered the teen's cell phone and laptop computer and recovered several Internet chats between the teen and the teacher."

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An Australian teenager wearing baggy trousers and no underwear was fined after his pants fell down just as a female police officer was walking past.  An Australian teenager wearing baggy trousers and no underwear was fined after his pants fell down just as a female police officer was walking past.

Trent Joseph Wroe, 19, was fined $A250 ($NZ315), and ordered to wear a belt, after the February 28 incident in Mooloolaba in the northern Queensland state, the Sunshine Coast Daily newspaper reported.

Police told a magistrate's court that Wroe deliberately bared his buttocks, but Wroe said he was wearing a pair of borrowed pants which were too big and fell down in the wrong place at the wrong time. He said he would apologise to the police officer, and promised to wear a belt and underwear in future.

Is this him? I found his My Space Page. It's the only one with the same name and age and area. You will notice that his status is set to "Swinger" Mode so beware this one is a crippler. He's a drinking and smoking Buddist. MySpace is so awful. Sorry swinger, you are filed under stupid criminals.

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A friend and I were playing Tiger Woods '07 last night on the old PS3 and wondered what the hell kind of plants those were growing beside the tee blocks? Any ideas?

Who says that the economy is that bad off? There is a shortage of jobs in Providence RI and the Foxy Lady strip club is holding a job fair this weekend to hire around 30 dancers.

"The naked truth is that Rhode Island's economy is among the worst in the nation, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January." Oooh wouldn't you like to see what kind of talent shows up to fill those jobs? I wouldn't mind seeing just who shows up. Maybe I could get that Ugly People category filled up.

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