We haven’t had a ninja sighting in a real long time. Probably because of their stealth and cat like reflexes keep them hidden from the normal persons eye most of the time. This ninja wasn’t so stealth like.

A man witnesses said was dressed like a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a dry cleaner on Main Street, police said. The man, wearing a ski mask and a sword in a sheath on his belt, walked into the Tedeschi convenience store at 1039 Main St. around 8 a.m. Monday, Sgt. Richard Fuller said.

When confronted this ninja got all confused and left the store and tried to rob a cleaners next door. That didn’t go well either and he fled into total darkness much like a ninja would.

Here is a ninja video to keep you busy, I couldn’t find any footage for this story.

Man with sword dressed as ninja attempts Weymouth robbery

A friend just emailed me this picture this morning. I have no idea where it came from but it looks like the Washington Nationals have some spelling issues. I googled and can't find another shirt that looks like this so it must be the way it's buttoned or folded. If you find one please send it to me.

I have a friend that isn't so internet savy. Let's just say that the techno revolution passed him by but he is online. He called over the weekend because he had won $2,000 in a lottery that he never entered and we wanted to know if you should send them his information.

Let's be square, every email that you get about lottery winnings and western union transfers are scams. Most being the old Nigerian Scam where they have money for you but you have to send them money so they can release the cheque. Total scam.

Here is a great way to avoid lottery scams. Get a free email address like yahoo and gmail and use that for every website that you have to use an email address to sign up for like blogs or forums or social networking sites. That way they don't have your real email address that can be associated with your real identity and you know everything going there is a scam.

I use a Yahoo email when signing up for things and here is a sample of the 200 emails that were sitting in there this morning. Everyone of them a scam or attempt at identity theft. Never give anybody any of your real information online. Nothing is for free.

The British Lottery Scam which is what my friend got in his email.

The Nigerian Scam

The Western Union Scam

Some people have a lot of free time on their hands as is evident in these two videos I found this morning.

Here is one creep that got stopped before he got a chance to hurt anybody. Police said Christopher Childers, 40, saw the two 19-year-old Hooters girls walk into a Wal-Mart to do some shopping. While they were in the store, Childers allegedly got into their car. Police said Childers found pictures of the girls in their uniforms which he placed in his truck. He then got back into the girls’ car to wait for them, police said.

The girls called 911 and with the help of Walmart employees trapped the pervert in the car until police arrived. He thought the girls looked "easy" since his girlfriend wasn't putting out. Maybe she wasn't into being duct tapped, tied up and buried somewhere. Not that he had that in the plans but who knows what a person hiding in your car is capable of. What a creep. He was only charged with felony entering a vehicle. I think he went a little farther than that.

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This always makes you feel safe. Here's a lesson if you are going to be lowlife and drink and drive, pick something a little more auspicious then a steamroller.

A Pflugerville man is arrested for driving home a piece of construction equipment, police say while intoxicated. FOX 7 News first reported this in October, now Pflugerville Police are releasing the video.

A patrol officer spotted the road roller at four in the morning, driving down Immanuel Street."The vehicle was actually weaving. There were no flagmen, no lights on it. It was dark and it was a dangerous situation," Asst. Chief Jim McLean said. The officer put on his lights, and pulled the driver the equipment over. The driver– 32 year old Ronald Howell– told the officer he was walking from Players Night Club and Tuffs Tavern. He took the Dynapac Vibrator Roller from a construction site at F.M. 1825, and started driving it home.

The feud between the two teenage girls over a boyfriend had been brewing since last summer. It exploded early Wednesday morning when 19-year-old Rachel Wade stabbed to death her rival Sarah Ludemann, Pinellas Park police said. The boyfriend Joshua Camacho, had been dating both girls at the same time, according to Pinellas Park police Capt. Sanfield Forseth. I imagine he is a real winner too.

Read the whole story at the source, it's going to make for a wild movie of the week when every is said and done.

Have a look at Rachel Wade's MySpace Profile, there are lots of pictures you can go through much like these. She is a real bad ass if you read through her profile. It's funny that in the one she pretends to be a real "gangster" and now she is. Good luck with that. Yesterday she got a $500,000 bond set.