This picture appeared in the Daily Mail the other day and I thought it was worth a share. It's like an old withered used pickle with bleached blonde hair.

The news is full of a moms that shouldn't be forgotten the next time we celebrate good old moms day. These stories remind of Nelson from the Simpsons.

Theresa Winters Ill flee abroad to keep my 14th-baby

Theresa Winters is a real winner. She makes Octomom look like a mormon. She is about to have her 14th baby. Sound great? The only problem is that the State has taken away her previous 13 babies because of neglect. I can't say too much more about these welfare losers just read the story. It's a wild one.

Woman leaves 12-year-old son holding stolen goods, drives away

Elizabethton Police Capt. Greg Workman said Megan T. Cullop was arrested about five minutes after she had instructed her 12-year-old son to take a loaded shopping cart and bring it to the car where she waited on Tuesday. The Johnson City Press reported that when the boy was detained by store security, Cullop drove away.

Workman said there was $569.99 worth of merchandise in the car, including bath towels, pillows and a bottle of diarrhea remedy.

Cullop was also charged with driving on a revoked license and illegal possession of prescription pills. A public defender was appointed for her.

Baby Assault Case Raises Child Abuse Concerns

Police received a 911 call from a distraught man on Sunday who claimed that he had just stopped 23-year-old Valerie Beale from stabbing their infant to death because it would not stop crying. He was injured in the process and claimed that she stated she was “going to put a smile on its face“. She was arrested near the scene and is now facing attempted murder and domestic violence charges.  This could be her MySpace page, it's hard to tell because Vampires can take many forms.

Jesse Lee Wise is another good reason not to let your kids play around on MySpace. Thank god this girls mother is watching what her 13 year old daughter is up to online.

He took a 2,500 mile journey to meet a 13-year-old girl he had met MySpace. Jesse Lee Wise, 25, of Elks, pitched a tent in a wooded area next to a Chesapeake library, not far the intended victim's home and proceeded to send her sexually explicit messages via a computer at the library. They had been talking for about a year when the conversations turned sexual. That is when the mother intervened and police took over the girls account.  

It's about time if you ask me. I haven't seen anybody more deserving than this guy. I can't even watch this dude on CNN for more than two seconds without being enraged. Will he ever apologize to all of tose people that he has condemned over the years? Probably not, the male ego is a powerful thing. Anyways, you get my point. Read all about Nancy Grace, her lies and false accusations at Dickipedia.

What went wrong in Tara Reids world? She has come a long way down hill since The Big Lebowski and Van Wilder. It like watching a train wreck in slow motion over a 10 year period.

Here's Tara Reid vacationing with her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in St. Tropez yesterday, and you guys go ahead and enjoy. I'll be doing something a little less damaging to my eyes like, I dunno, staring directly into the… …read full story

Here is a funny one from Glendale, Arizona. A man comes home and finds some guy ripping him off so he hold onto him until he can call 911 and wait for the police. The converstaion that carries on is pretty damn funny.

Sorry no pictures of the actual bikini bandit in action. Just a mug shot of Morgan Haley which is not too much to write home about. Good enough to blog about I guess. Haley decided to do a little car jacking and then armed robbery, all in her bikini. She forced a woman and kids out of their car and then drove it to a local business in good old SOUTHAVEN, Miss. and told them she had a gun and was robbing them. They didn't believe her and held Haley until the cops came. She had a cell phone under a towel that she was trying to pass off as a gun.

Police think she was under the influence of drugs or booze.You think?

Megan Fox made an appearance at Comic-Con last night to promote her new movie Jennifer's Body, and I can't even imagine what that must've felt like to all the geeks in attendance. Kind of makes me wish I bought…

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