This is a great story out of Michigan. Seems a six time dui loser passed out behind the wheel for a little nap. Only he decided to do it right on the front lawn of the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw. What makes it even nicer was the fact that he had just puked all over himself and that was what made him pull over and sleep.

"The driver could not remember where he was coming from, but said he was on his way home and thought he was almost there. But he lives in the Grand Rapids area — 60 miles away. He said he was looking for a place to stop and rest after getting sick. He told police he tried to park in the post's parking lot but was too drunk and couldn't stop and ended in the grass.

Preliminary tests show his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit. According to police, the driver has been arrested six times in the past for drinking and driving offenses. His license has long since been revoked."

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You never know what you are going to find in the candy store these days. Just ask Bonnie Cowart and her 14-year-old son. They went into the CVS Wednesday in MIDDLEBURG, Fla. where Corby Cowart, says he found a bag of cocaine next to the bag of Skittles inside the candy box.  Corby said he was surprised by the discovery and knew what it was by watching “Cops” on television. My mother never sent me to the store when I was that age with enough money to buy both Skittles and crack cocaine. It was always you can have one or the other………

Bianca Gascoigne bikini pics! (Marbella, Spain – 7/23) That's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne on vacation today in Spain. Look at her on that pole. What great form. It's almost like she's worked some kind of pole-like object in…

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It must be nice to be able to pick and choose when your donations are down 10% in year. It must be nice to have to tell a kid who is on his death bed that you are going to your grave without your wish because we think that bikini money is pornography. Are the people that run the Make a Wish Foundation living in the 17 century? When I saw this story the only thing I can say is, they are douches. Take a look at the cancer kids on this site and try to tell me that $3500 in donations from a bikini carwash is wrong. If they deny any one of those kids their dream then they are truely the worst bottom feeders on the face of planet. You know what, I think you and I both know that they are. Feel free to write the Puritan scumbags at the Make A Wish Foundation.

It must be the weather that brings all the winners out. I have never seen so many public nudity stories than I have over the past two weeks. Here are a few more that have come my way.

Lincoln, NE - Enter 19 year old Sando Hamilton, caught wandering in a public park totally nude. When caught by police he told them he was mugged and when he had no money the robber took all of his clothes instead. He later admitted that he was hot so he got in the bugg and walked around the park. When he came back to get his clothes they were gone. Hamilton was charged with making a false statement and indecent exposure. I don`t know why he just didn`t take out his wizard stick and conjure up some new clothes.

ELKHART – A 51-year-old Mishawaka man was arrested over the weekend after an off-duty police officer said he saw him walking around a crowded Rice Cemetery in the buff. When he saw the cop he took off but they tracked him down through his car tag. He told the officer he went to the cemetery to check on his in-laws’ grave. He said he had been golfing in Middlebury all day, and after getting back in the truck from visiting the grave, he took off his underwear because they were wet. While driving in the cemetery, the suspect said he saw some flowers he wanted to look at. Because he did not have his glasses on, he got out of his truck — naked — to get a closer look, he told police. He was arrested for public nudity.

San Antonio, TX – Evan Zuleger, 18, is facing charges of aggravated assault an an officer but that is not what makes the story interesting. A police offices caught Evan and his girlfriend naked in his car. When the officer flashed his lights Evan jumped behind the wheel, tried to run the officer over and then crashed his car into a pole. He then fled the scene in the buff. He also left his naked girlfriend behind. She was all too happy to hand his name over to police. Pretty happy looking guy, lost his car, his woman, his clothes and his mind.

San Mateo – A man wearing nothing but tennis shoes was with a bean bag gun and arrested for indecent exposure after two complaints of a large naked man ringing doorbells in a neighbourhood. Deputies chased Peter Allen Steele, 38, on Saturday after responding to two reports in Woodside and Portola Valley of a 6-foot-7-inch, 250-pound man ringing a doorbell and standing naked in a doorway. The man, later identified as Steele was taken to the hospital where staff there said he was observed masturbating on the gurney.  A search of his car turned up a sex toy in the form of rubber female genitalia. Steele was charged with two counts of indecent exposure, driving while under the influence, resisting arrest, trespassing, vandalism and fleeing a peace officer. Where is a picture when you need one?

Some perverted scumbag has drilled a hole in a hotel room wall or door and taped the espn star without her knowing. Pretty low. It’s not like she was a Paris idiot and taped herself and let it get leaked on the net. It’s a total invasion of privacy so think about that.

I went searching to see of if it was still out there. You aren’t going to find it on any website. The Erin Andrews peephole video link is one big white whale at this point. Here are a couple of things to keep in mind. You are going to find a a million links to it which are nothing more than spam from losers that are trying to get you to fill out a survey that if you follow it long enough you should have a cell phone bill large enough to put you in the poor house within a month. Try it and you will see. There are also many sites reporting with accuracy that any video you find now will be loaded wth a virus that will do not so nice things to your computer.
Let youtube explain it to you.

There are still some that don't believe that anybody ever went there.