I actually laughed out loud at this one. Funny stuff.

I love this story, it took some digging but I found a picture of this stinky character. Robert Higgins is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool on Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009 in Hobe Sound, Fla.

Can you blame him? No word on why he was naked and covered in poop but if it was me I would be looking for a pool or something similiar to get into as well. He took a towel and went on his way.

Oh, the cops used K-9 to track down his smell and arrest him. No kidding.

Now that is one freaky apple. Experts call it a mutation and a 1 in million shot. A commentor on the source site says it's amazing what you can do with two apples, a knife and some crazy glue. Either way it's a cool picture.

It only costs taxpayers $9,000. What a great deal for the taxpayers of Polk County, Florida.

What else can you get at Walmart other than low low low prices? How about a creepy 82 year old man rubbing up against you in the check out line and preforming a little public masturbation? Hector Castro, 82 from Secaucus New Jersey was charged for rubbing up against women and masturbating through his clothing. Some reports I read said he was doing it outside the store while other said he was doing it in the check out line. Either way, I am sure it wasn't advertised in their weekly flyer. Cops have asked to get the security video. I wonder if we will ever see it?

That's at least according to police. Twenty-seven-year-old Valerie Roesler of Alexandria was arrested around 1:50 a.m. after a patrol officer saw her and what turned out to be a 15-year-old boy in a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer parked in the 7900 block of Gunston Hill Lane.  She was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and being drunk in public.

New evidence suggests a Fairfax County school teacher who was arrested in the company of a 15-year-old boy over the weekend was having a sexual relationship with the teen. They found out each were sexting each other, shocker. Another winner.

Here is the picture and a news clip from the story Police: Teacher, Teen Had Relationship for those that like to get a mental picture. You be the judge is this is her FaceBook page. I get errors sometimes when trying to look at it. Those goofy eyebrows look about the same.

Probably one of the better sex offender mugshots I have seen in awhile. You have a good cry Ashley Jo Beach and the next time you decide to take a 13 year old student into the bushes maybe you can be a little quieter. In fact they were so loud that somebody called the police on them.

Lt. Bob Stowe with Meridian Police says the 37-year-old teacher at Meridian Middle School, Ashley Jo Beach, has been having a sexual relationship with the 13-year-old for several months – beginning in April of this year. When they arrived they found Beach and the boy laying down between the bushes and a fence, partially concealed from view. The officers questioned both of them but found several inconsistencies in their explanations of why they were there.

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Looks like this dickhead is going to let everyone finish, as soon as he tells them who the best of all time is. Seriously, what a douche. You have to visit imaletyoufinish.com below is just a small sample.