This picture will put things into perspective for you. It's massive. A beast. Click on the photo to get the full sized picture, it's easier to read that way.

I said please. Pretty polite wouldn't you say? The truth is, you are ruining Sunday night TV viewing for the entire planet. It is as simple as that. I have no idea why anybody would think that this show has any merit along comedy lines at all. If there is a Futurama episode on that I have seen a zillion times, I am still watching it. I can't even sit through two minutes of a brand new episode of The Cleveland Show. It's that bad.

There is a simple formula for funny TV shows. Have a funny or strong main character and have funny supporting characters. The Cleveland Show has none of these. Sam had Cliff and Norm. Hawkeye had Frank Burns. Andy had Barney. Jed had Jethro. Jerry had Kramer. You get the idea. Cleveland has nobody. A talking bear? Seriously? Terrible.

I get that they are trying to rip off the sucess of the Family Guy's characters but they failed. You can take second banana like Cleveland and put them with 4th stringers and expect it to be funny. Nobody is watching preseason football after the first quarter because the big guys aren't playing. The Cleveland Show is like watching the fourth quater of a preseason football game  between Detroit and St. Louis.

Suggestions? Maybe you can find a washed up toothless sports figure that can barely speak a word of proper english and give them a show. It has to be a hit, doesn't it? Just give me back my Sunday nights. Give  me something to flick to during the football commercials.

Looking to churn your guts inside out? Taco Bell is giving away a free Fresco Taco, you just have to print the coupon from their site and you are off to the races. In more ways than one.

Free Taco Bell Fresco Taco Coupon

This one is classic, a stop smoking ad from 1981 by Star Wars characters C3PO and R2D2. What is funny is seeing R2D2 flagging on a smoke. Too funny.

How about an anti-drinking ad from 1979.

Jesus has been appearing in lots of places this year. This one caught my eye for some reason. Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.

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I have stayed out of the whole Tiger Woods thing but this Christmas Card gave me a laugh. Nice collection of babes.

If you are really bored then you can play the Tiger Woods Car Game. Get the real feeling of being a tiger behind the wheel.

Some headlines just write themselves and others don't. This one caught my eye, that's for sure.

Hayden Wright who is 4 years old, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  Officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption. All of this after stealing the neighbours Christmas presents.

A 4 year old, drunk, cross dressing burglar. Awesome!

No kidding. Nobody want to wish that act upon anybody else. Seems Anna Bambino likes to hit the bottle and call a married couple six times demanding that they take her on for a three way. I think it would have been more of a news story if they would have said yes and somebody found out about it. Needless to say they called the cops and she was arrested for harassing them.

Here is the Source it's a good read:

Waterbury woman arrested after demanding sex with married couple, police say

Want some more fun? Look at the losers commenting on the story. They deserve much more harder news to challenge their big brains. Too funny, I would love to start calling them and demanding sex. I wonder how long they could hold out before it becomes news. It must be nice to be perfect. Enjoy!