Herd this one on Howard Stern this morning. I just looked it up. Appears from the comments on you tube that it is a fake or staged. Either way it is still pretty funny. I don’t know why somebody pooping their pants is funny but it is.

Would swag be a profitable way to get a blog to grow? Do you see many blogs or websites giving away promotional products these days? It would be interesting to see some stats or numbers on just what desecrating shirts and coffee does for a website. At one time I tried it out with a few websites but never went the full distance to really try it out. Maybe down the road. I would roll over if I walked into a coffee shop one day and saw somebody drinking out of a barely hanging on coffee mug.

We got dumped with a huge blast of snow today and there is more on the way from what I hear. It got me thinking about how much I miss the sunny weather and hitting the old golf course. I playing around with google images looking for sunny, happy pictures when I found the picture below. Google images is great. My mind went from thinking of sunny destinations to thinking about weight loss products. Sadly, I don't think they will help this sun worshipper.

Finally a diet that fits my lifestyle. No more starving yourself and eating soups and crackers all day. You can take the money that you were going to sink into looking for the best weight loss pills and sink it into cheeseburgers and fries. That's if you don't sink the boat like this poor soul. I think that most of North America has been on this diet for years.

Just ask Bruce Andersland, a Minnesota farmer who made the 800-metre-wide heart for his wife of 37 years in their farm field about 19 kilometres southwest of Albert Lea. Andersland told the Albert Lea Tribune that he got to work on his steamy show of affection on his tractor and manure spreader Wednesday and finished it Thursday. The heart is not as dark as it might have been because it is mixed with snow that fell recently.

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/02/12/minnesota-manure-heart.html#ixzz0ffDel57S

How come I never see any of these when I am out and about? Personally I love the zombie exit signs and I guess I am glad that I never see any fo those when I go out. Zombies are scary business. I would be stupid enough to ignore the sign and go and check out to see if they were really there or not. I could handle being a zomibie. I wouldn't have to get and go to work everyday and free food. 

I was up late last night watching the old horror movie Scanners. It's a classic if you haven't seen it. People being able to blow people up with their brains. Cool idea. I get the same feeling when I am at the store and those geeks are flashing around one of those Symbol LS2208 barcode scanners. Can they use them for the powers of evil and scan my brain until I pop like I was in a micro wave oven? How about those airport security scanners? They can see right through you. I would hate to think what they are sending through the body.

There is snow everywhere and it's cold. Time to start thinking about taking a serious vacation. It's been awhile since I have been anywhere. I don't even know what I have to do. Get a passport and find some medical travel insurance? What else am I missing? Besides all of that I can think of a few good reasons to get away. Can you?