I don't know if any of you are in any sports pools but I imagine this time of year you have basketball, golf, hockey and baseball pools on the go. I think this is the last year for me and hockey pools. I can't take the pressure anymore. Saturday night I thought I was going to have to get an oximeter just to get through the early games. It turn out too bad for me. I won a suicide pool this weekend but I figure I took about 10 years off of my life pacing around the last three weeks. I have another hockey pool I can't wait to be over either. I am in front but losing ground here and there. I can't take the pressure.

Anybody know how to run a Masters Golf Pool?

They say that if you want to find a good place to eat then follow the blue hairs because they will find the cheapest places with good food. Well these seniors have to take the cake or jello that is for being the cheapest people I have heard of in a long time. I don't know what they needed so much jello for but I hope not for what I am thinking.

EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — A Suffolk County husband and wife are facing charges of tampering in connection to packages of Jell-O pudding mix that were found to contain salt and sand.

Suffolk County police arrested 68-year-old Alexander Clement and 64-year-old Christine Clement on Sunday. The East Northport residents are facing multiple counts of petit larceny and tampering with a consumer product.

Authorities said Christine Clement bought the boxes from four Long Island stores, removed the contents, and refilled them with a mix of salt and sand. The boxes were then returned for a refund.

Police said there was no indication of any intent to harm anyone, only to get the pudding mix without having to pay for it.

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I caught this story on Howard Stern today. The link to the source story has some more great pictures that I am sure you will want to see. I would have kept them myself. I am sure there was some money to be made out of it somehow.

"A 6-year-old boy from China, who was born with 5 extra fingers and 6 extra toes, has undergone an operation to remove his extra digits, the Daily Mail reported. If you do the math – that’s 31 fingers and toes."

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That is unless you have photoshop or a few pounds of wrinkle filler on hand. I must be getting older. I ran into an old timer I used to work with. I mentioned to somebody he looked like million dollars, crumpled up and put in your pocket for ten years. I was watching the news tonight and just realized how a one time hottie news woman is now doing stupid human interest stories and should be out getting her mug in zombie movies. They would be hire her because of the savings in make up. She doesn't need any anymore. Just random thoughts so here is a picture to make you think about how time makes fools of us all.

I didn't say hot I said annoying. I think If I see that god awful extra long acne treatments commercial again with her squeaking about how you have to look good to be a good dancer I am going to cut my ears off. God put people like Julianne on the planet for eye candy only and not for her enlightening opinion on anything. Nobody wants to hear her or any other barbie doll squeaking about anything at all. Swing around a pole in skimpy shorts or go do voices overs for a mouse on the cartoon network but get off my TV. I am trying to enjoy the Golden Girls.

So AMC has been advertising Breaking Bad all week. Season 3 gets underway tomorrow night and I can't wait. Today they are showing old episodes all day long. So I thought I would stay in and get caught up with Season 2. It looks like they are showing them not in order and they have cut out all of the bad words. I can get past the episodes not being in order but how the hell do you broadcast a show about Meth dealers with no swearing? AMC couldn't even fudge in pretend words they just silence it all out. Crazy. What a waste.

How about having to go to a second or third wedding? I found out a person we know is getting married for his third kick at the can. Great, I can't wait. I am really praying that I get left of that guest list. I can't bear to have to sit through another one. If you can't get it right the first time then just give it up and don't bother people with another full ceremony. The only way it would be remotely interesting is if the ladies looked like these pretties. The dresses are wild and I couldn't imagine what kind of bridesmaid gifts they would be handing out.

Today my other half told me she was having a bad hair day. I hadn't heard that expression in years. Her hair looked find to me so maybe she was just having a bad day. Who knows. If I could read womens minds I would be a very rich man. It did make me google around looking at bad hair and this guy is really having a bad hair day. It looks like hair supplements gone bad. How could you walk around with a do like this? You would think that somebody would tell him how awful he looks. I am just trying to imagine what kind of hat would fit on that head.