A picture is worth 1,000 words. Thanks for the season.

Do you ever get so bored that you find yourself doing things that you never imagined yourself doing? I would be interested in finding out what. I just found myself so bored that I went online looking for auto insurance quotes. It doesn't come any more bored than that. Maybe that annoying lady with the fifties hairdo is starting wear me down. I find her incredibly irritating by secretly maybe I have a tv crush on her. Maybe I wouldn't go that far but I am somewhat bored. I think I will go look for some funny videos or stupid criminal stories to share.

The next few weeks I will busy trying to get my house in order as a result of having a home energy audit done. Basically a planner with weatherization training came to my house, did a few tests and made recommendations to improve the energy efficiency of the house. If I complete them then I am eligible for government grants, we save money and reduce our carbon footprint. It's a win, win situation all the way around. I have to get cracking replacing doors, windows and adding  insulation. I know nothing about what I am doing so it should be interesting. As you can see I have the proper equipment and look like something hanging out in the canteen in Star Wars.

This one is out of Campbell Co., VA. Why this lady is working a cash till at 2:00 am is beyond me. She obviously can handle herself. She stops him cold from taking the cash register. If you watch at the end she goes out the door after him. There was no word on her age.

Elderly Woman Fights Robber

These 2 brilliant criminals must have it pretty bad, because they were bold enough to stroll into this convenience store, hand over their ID to purchase 1 case of beer, then grab a second case on the way out the door. These mental giants were so stupid that they thought they could make a fast getaway in the snow…but weren’t quick enough as the clerk easily grabbed the plates while they were spinning their tires. These rocket scientists were easily apprehended as the owner of the store was also watching the cameras remotely.

owned!!!!

I haven't had a good old fashioned public masturbation story in a long time and I still don't because this one is creepy six ways to Sunday. I don't know who is creepier the teacher masturbating in the classroom or the janitor that sniffed him out.

Hamilton Community Schools teacher Daniel DuPuis has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school. A janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. The janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.” DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.

I love this part, another stand up Christian family man. DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows. The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.

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I had a sick day today and watched much tv. HDTV and BluRay technology have just about ruined tv and movies for me. I used to think that every actress in Hollywood was hot. Every single one of them. Lately I am have become depressed because now I know they are just as hideous as me. It's sad really. You think Hollywood would have Area 51'd the whole HD thing. Maybe they are in colusion with the treatment for acne people. I don't know but I wish some of these queens would clean themselves up a little. I expect it. The Scarlett Johansson really hurts.