Crime may a little harder than you think. It’s harder than what this reporter thinks as he gets owned by a car window.

Another public masturbation story. It would appear that old Glen here got caught squeezing the charmin in a local store in Louisville.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. –  A Louisville man has been charged with sexual abuse after witnesses said he masturbated in front of them. According to arrest records, Glen B. Altman, 50, was seen masturbating in a store near children and other patrons at the store on South Second Street. Witnesses said Altman went outside by a pay phone and continued masturbating. According to arrest records, the stores surveillance cameras caught this on tape.

Man Charged With Masturbating In Store

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Filed this under stupid criminals in honour of a bunch of millionaires that let so much oil seep into our water and had no idea how to stop it. Losers.  There are some really incredible photos found here: Oil reaches Louisiana shores

This one is real, I have seen it on tv myself but it was a shorter version. Make sure you have the volume up nice and loud.

Montana police said a 24-year-old man was arrested twice for drunken driving in the span of five hours. Police said Frank Rees was arrested at about 2:30 a.m. Saturday on suspicion of drunken driving and posted a $500 bond just before 5:30 a.m. About two hours later, Rees was again arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, this time after police reported he hit a parked car.

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Some stories make you say, "She did what?" Point in case of prom queen  Jessica Halter. Can you imagine being such a douche at your prom that you make the national news?

Police were called to North Ridgeville High School in Ohio at the weekend, where they had received complaints about "highly intoxicated" student Jessica Halter. 

When police confronted her at the school, Halter allegedly replied:"This is my f***ing prom, this is bulls***."

"You are f***ing bitches, this is my prom, I'm not drunk," she continued.

"Halter began smacking her forehead into the chair handle causing her nose to bleed," the police report read.

They carried her outside, where she allegedly spewed a bloody gob of spit at one of the officers.

"Halter cleared her throat and spit a bloody ball of spit at [one of of us]," the report read.

During the drive back to the station Halter allegedly kicked the vehicle's window and "continued to spit blood on the windows, the divider, and the roof".

Halter was charged with assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and underage drinking.

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Teen 'spits blood at cop' in prom meltdown