Archive for July, 2010

Yoda TomTom GPS

Monday, July 12th, 2010 | Funny Videos with Comments Off
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Zombies Crash on I-84

Monday, July 12th, 2010 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off
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I love Zombie movies and stories. It's always been a dream of mine to live in a post apocalyptic world where the only thing I have to do is play chess against a statue and hunt zombies. I guess a few people on the scene were confused when they came up this car crash. I might have freaked out and start clubbing the zombies in the head.

PORTLAND, Ore. — A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Portland Police said the car was swerving in the eastbound lanes of the freeway just east of the Lloyd District just after 9:30 p.m. when it rolled over and crashed onto its top.

Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a party at the time of the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.



Waynes World on Google Street View

Sunday, July 11th, 2010 | Funny Pictures with Comments Off

I am a big Google StreetView addict  but never really find anything too interesting. I like browsing through the rich neighbourhoods looking at the millionaires drinking on their couches on the front porch early in the morning.

Here is Wayne and Garth on their way to a party. 

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Martians Slam SUV into Strip Club

Sunday, July 11th, 2010 | UFO and Aliens with Comments Off
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It must have been a horrifying event for 50-year-old Keith Rasmussen of Madison, Wis. First, he gets thrown out of the VIP area in a strip club for vomiting all over the place. And then on the way to drive home in his SUV he is taken hostage by 'Martians' who slammed his suv into the front of the building.

When police pulled up to Rasmussen's vehicle, an officer asked him how he was doing.  Rasmussen replied, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers."

Rasmussen denied driving the SUV and claimed he arrived at the location thanks to help from "Martians."

Keith Rasmussen


Kathleen Bugnitz Couldn’t Hold It

Sunday, July 11th, 2010 | Stupid People with 3 Comments

Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame. Kathleen Bugnitz, a 20 year old Georgia woman decided to spend hers on peeing her pants in the back of a taxi cab and getting caught with two sets of id and busted for underage drinking.

The cab driver called police after the beauty queen refused to pay a $90 punitive fine for peeing all over his backseat. Why should she have to pay for somebody else to clean up her pee? She’s 20 years old and the world probably owes her everything, right?

“Over the course of questioning Bugnitz, the officer noted moisture on her dress “in the area you would expect it to be if someone urinated while in a seat.”

Bugnitz eventually consented to pay the driver the $90 fee. In doing so, it came to light that she possessed two IDs, one of which was a fake Tennessee driver’s license identifying her as Marie Catherine Bugnitz.

Bugnitz initially claimed her real name was Marie, but she relented upon the officer’s discovery of her real ID, which indicated she was underage.”



Beer Belly Diet

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with Comments Off

I have been experimenting this summer with a radical new diet. It entails giving up the exercising and eating healthy and going with a strong regiment of drinking regular beer. It means just saying no to all light beer and most things that are otherwise healthy. So far it doesn't seem to be working out as well as I thought. As far as being the best fat burning exercise, it's not really it. I think I will have to look into something else.

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My Freaky Cherry

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with Comments Off

I forgot that I had this picture on my god awful cell phone. It takes the worst pictures possible even though joe sales guy at the store told me it was awesome and he has one just like it. Ever hear that story before from an honest sales person? I forget that I still snap pictures from time to time and save them onto my micro sd card. The love of my life thought that this looked like a butt but I though it looked like something different. I will leave it up to you to decide.

Mugshot of the Day

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 | Stupid Criminals with Comments Off
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Another day, another dollar. A convicted felon with guns and pot plants growing in a house near a school in Cincinnati.  Robert Prosser looks pretty focused about the whole thing. I posted the source below so you can read the story if you want but the mugshot is the real gem here.

Convicted felon had pot, guns near school


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