Last winter I purchased some new heating equipment for the house. It works fine and I have no complaints. That is other than the fact the company calls my cell phone once a week to see if I want my furnace tuned up. Insane. I had forgotten about it because my old cell phone had an ignore ringer feature. My new iPhone doesn't. I their number to ring silent but it still vibrates which you would think would be some fun but the phone is on a belt clip not in my pants.

This week I freaked out and lost it on the girl. Screaming many incoherent babbling and rants about cheese, black holes, ants and clay. Think they will be calling back? Probably, they have no morels. I am wondering is she is glad she has one of those customer service jobs. I guess she is more of a telemarketer. Below is a picture similar to the conversation we had.

I should have taken a better video before I did a restore on my iPhone 4. If you turn up the volume you can hear the possessed noise it was making while shutting off. It kind of spooked me so I did a restore.

I don't know how I became the helper guy but somewhere down the line I must have been too nice to somebody. I get a few calls for help which are mostly about fixing peoples computers but today I got a strange one. A friend needs help finding a 9th anniversary gift ideas for her. Her being his wife. I have to look at what is a proper gift for being together nine years and it appears to be pottery or leather. While I am sure he is going to opt for some designer shoes, a handbag or some type of leather clothing I think she will like a nice big leather leather golf cart bag. The more he is out of the house the happier she will be.

I caught this on the local news tonight. This car goes airborne and hits the overpass, hard.

Updated:  JERSEY CITY, N.J. – Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek was ordered to spend five years on probation for her role in a New Jersey methamphetamine ring, a sentence that she said would give her a chance to get her life back on track.

Read more: Nicole Bobek gets probation for drug charge

Who says that Meth isn't a glamorous drug or leads to a glamorous lifestyle? Just check out the before and after photos of Nicole Bobeck. I particularly love the facial burns and scars associated with the meth. Very sexy. You can read the whole story about her Meth Drug Arrest. It's quite a good story.

You can also visit Nicole Bobek Facebook page, she has 17 photos from when she was still a human being. She hasn't updated it in a year. Busy I guess.

Before Meth 

After Meth

I was working on my basement today, tearing down the wood frame that was holding an old tile ceiling up. Not only did I have the pleasure of being covered in dust and dirt that had been collecting for the past 50 years I also got to step on a nail. Thankfully it wasn't a large nail and it didn't go all the way into the bottom of my foot but it was enough to make me jump. It made me think of those nuts you see on the internet that get a nail lodged in their head. I be this guy below is glad that he has a Medicare plan. I couldn't even imagine getting a nail that far into the old noodle and that's no small nail.

I am not much of a 3D fan yet. The last 3D movie I have seen was Vincent Price in House of Wax which was re-released in the late 70′s. After watching this trailer for Jackass 3D I may have to put on the geek glasses one more time. I love the stunts featured in this video.

This is a great video. This happened at a McDonalds in Toledo. Melodi Dushane loves her McNuggets so much she got a little warped when she found out they weren’t serving them for breakfast at 6:30 am. It was nice to see them still serving food at the end of the video with the broken drive thru window. That’s service.