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Offbeat Stories from 2010 (AFP)

Thursday, December 30th, 2010 | Offbeat and Weird with No Comments »
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This one desevered a full paste of the new story linked at the bottom. A great collection of the best offbeat news stories from 2010. It's hard to believe this is the world we live in but then it's full entertainment. Like going to the circus without leaving your house.

PARIS (AFP) – Some weird, wild and wonderful stories coloured the news in 2010:

- A Copenhagen bus company has put "love seats" on 103 of its vehicles for people looking for a partner. "Even love at first sight is possible on the bus," said a spokesman for the British owned Arriva company to explain the two seats on each bus that are covered in red cloth and a "love seat" sign.

- Shoppers at an international luxury fair in Verona, Italy, found a cell-phone-equipped golden coffin among the items on display. The phones will help "the deceased" contact relatives if they have been buried alive by mistake.

- Inmates at an infamous Moscow prison where a lawyer died last year in a case that sparked global anger will get a full suite of new creature comforts including sunbeds. "Is Butyrka turning into a sanatorium?" a sceptical mass-circulated Komsomolskaya Pravda daily asked in a headline.

- Paul the octopus, who shot to fame during this year's football World Cup for his flawless record in predicting game results, died peacefully in his sleep in an aquarium.

- Delhi authorities deployed a contingent of langurs — a large type of monkey — at Commonwealth Games venues to help chase away smaller simians from the sporting extravaganza.

- A Mozambican prisoner who had been released on parole broke back into jail after discovering he didn't like life on the outside.

- A British church held an unusual ceremony when a vicar blessed the mobile phones of 80 workers in the City of London financial district. The idea came from a historic tradition where workers would bring the tools of their trade, like ploughs, to be blessed on the first Monday after people return to work after Christmas.

- A robber in New York came up with a disarming way to pull off his latest bank heist, approaching the teller's window with a large bouquet of flowers and handing over a hold-up note.

- A Kuwaiti MP proposed state-aid for male citizens to take second wives, in a bid to reduce the large number of unmarried women in the oil-rich emirate.

- Shanghai officials hope to curb the growing popularity of man's best friend in the city with a one-dog policy.

- A Frenchman who lost all his limbs in an electrical accident successfully swam across the Channel, a challenge he had been preparing for two years.

- A set of dentures made for Britain's war-time prime minister Winston Churchill known as "the teeth that saved the world" sold for nearly 18,000 pounds (21,500 euros, 28,000 dollars) at auction.

- The strongest and most expensive beer ever created sold out within hours, a Scottish brewery said, as they courted controversy by packaging the bottles inside the bodies of stuffed squirrels and stoats.

- A British woman sparked an Internet hate campaign after she was caught on camera dumping a cat in a rubbish bin. She was fined 250 pounds (400 dollars, 280 euros) after pleading guilty.

- Two Australian men needed surgery after shooting each other in the buttocks during a drinking session to see if it would hurt.

- Even Hong Kong's dead cannot escape the Internet. In Chinese culture, relatives are expected to visit the cemetery at least once a year to pay their respects. But now, mourners can simply visit memorial.gov.hk set up by the government and set up a page free-of-charge.

- The BBC apologised "unreservedly" after a radio presenter jokingly announced that Queen Elizabeth II had died.

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Ask A Ninja – Question 30 “Ninja Omnideuce”

Thursday, December 30th, 2010 | Funny Videos with No Comments »
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Tartarus launches the Ninja into a second Omnibus episode. Tons of questions answered.

Ex-KKK leader, Son and GF Fight Over “Good Beer”

Friday, December 24th, 2010 | Offbeat and Weird with No Comments »
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This one is a dandy. What do you get when you cross an Ex-KKK leader, his redneck son, his white trash girlfriend and beer?

 You get something like this:

A fight over who gets to drink the "good beer" led to the arrest of a former Ku Klux Klan leader and his son in rural east Osceola County, the Sheriff's Office said.

Troy Hixon, 45, his girlfriend, another woman and his father, George Hixon, 73, were drinking Wednesday night when Troy Hixon threw his girlfriend down and began shooting into the ground near her, a sheriff's report states.

George Hixon served time in federal prison in the late 1980s for possessing an unregistered machine gun. When drug agents searched his home at the time, they found evidence that he was a leader of the Ku Klux Klan in Osceola County, they said at the time.

Troy Hixon's girlfriend, whose name was not released, told deputies that an argument began after she complained that she was forced to drink cheap beer while the men drank "good beer" — Budweiser, according to the report. She also said someone poured beer on her while she was on the ground, and she heard a can crumple.

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Read the entire story it's a riot. Beer Fight Leads to Arrest

My Forums Need a Push

Monday, December 20th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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I have relaunched the Barely Hanging On Forums and I need a push to get them going. If you look anything like these two below then I would really appreciate the help. If not you can still join the forums. Don't waste your time with creepy, stalker, exgirlfriends on facebook. Join the chat forums where you won't be stalked by anybody. Post some jokes, celeb and babe photos or just rage against the machine. I don't know what the machine is but you are welcome to rage against it.

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23,000 Teddy Bears Compliments of Calgary Hitmen Fans

Friday, December 17th, 2010 | Sports Talk with No Comments »
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Here are the most teddy bears you will probably ever see in one place.

For 16 years the Calgary Hitmen, who were co-owned by and named after former WWF champion Bret Hart, have held a Teddy Bear Toss to benefit over 50 charities in Alberta that work with children. On Monday, after the 23,000-strong toss, the players hand-delivered teddy bears to the Alberta Children's Hospital.

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Force Unleashed 2: Darth Vader Falls Through Map

Thursday, December 16th, 2010 | Video Games with No Comments »
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This is great. Playing The Force Unleashed 2 and fighting Darth Vader for about 5 minutes before he decides to fall through the map and do the disco duck. Great time wasted. I couldn't touch him. Or could I? I actually started to nail him with lightning bolts and had him close to death before I froze and had to quit the game. It never froze, I just couldn't move anymore.

I realize the video sucks. I am just holding my iPhone 4 up to the tv when these things happen. I need to get a stand or something to get a better view. Suggestions?

Basketball Ref Slammed for Foul

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 | Sports Talk with No Comments »
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Dangerous being a high school basketball ref these days.

It Must Be Christmas….

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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A few months ago I paid a couple of hundred bucks plus for my iPhone4. That was a decent deal at the time. Or so I thought. Tonight on the way home from work I stopped at the local mall do pick up a few things and maybe pick up some Christmas presents if anything caught my eye. I couldn't believe some of the prices of things I saw on my travels. Retailers are pretty much giving stuff away this year trying to make some decent sales. I was in a cell phone store and noticed the HTC Desire was rock bottom. I noticed because it was one of the phones I was look at earlier in the year.

Christmas is here. I never understand why people do their shopping so early in the year when two weeks before every year the stores pretty much just give it away. If the prices are this low right now I can't wait to see how low they will go on Boxing Day. Maybe I will find that home theatre system I have been after.

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