Drugs have come a long way in a short time. We have gone from "Dave's not here man" to bailing out of a melting car, being chased by electricity and jumping onto the hood of a marked police car. Score one for evolution.

If anybody is keeping score, electricity has been chasing Spiderman for years.

A 31-year-old man under the influence of bath salts broke into a home in East Hanover Township and later damaged two cars — including a marked state police cruiser — because he thought he was being chased by electricity, police said.

Seth Thomas Sanders, of Elizabethtown, ditched his car along state Route 22 near Gravel Hill Road in Lebanon County Feb. 27 and began running around 1 a.m. because “he thought it was melting and electricity was following him,” police said.

In fleeing, he broke into a house, was chased out by a homeowner, then broke into a garage before running down state Route 22, and jumping onto the hood of two cars, police said.

He was arrested by a state trooper inside the second car he damaged. It was a marked state police cruiser.

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There's a new sheriff in town and it's Kimesia Smith. The Bikini Burger King Brawler. I kind of like her handle. It's classy. The scariest part of the story is Kimesia proclaiming that she is a lover and not a fighter.  I think I would prefer the beat down. 

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Florida — As it turns out, Kimesia Smith really didn't have it her way.

Smith, a Montgomery resident now known as the "Burger King bikini brawler," described herself yesterday as a first-time spring breaker and said after her arrest, "We tore the Burger King up…I don't play no games," according to The Smoking Gun.

Smith was arrested last Saturday after being captured on a cell phone video of a brawl in a Panama City Beach Burger King.

A bikini-clad Smith jumped on the counter and threw a 5-gallon plastic charity jug at employees, which was followed by her three friends throwing napkins, trays and other items throughout the restaurant.

Smith, 31, told WSFA 12 News Montgomery the outburst came after she and her friends had to wait 20 minutes just to get a Whopper Jr. and some french fries, which was unacceptable, it seems. The report says the group left and returned to see the manager to complain that employees were throwing ketchup packets at them from the drive-thru window. Then the melee ensued.

"I'm a lover, not a fighter," she told WSFA.

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You read stories about criminals stuffing all sorts of items inside themselves to hide them from the police or smuggle them into prison but Karin Mackaliunas took it to a whole new level. I would have to say that she made full use of her vagina on this one. After being pulled over by police they noticed she was fidgeting in the backseat. Here is where it gets good.

"Police claim she had 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight and a half prescription pills and $51.22 in cash hidden inside her genitals."

I would like to know how that money was broken down. Hopefully not all in coppers.
 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367731/Woman-hid-54-bags-heroin-genitals-say-police.html#ixzz1H3NYCsgV

School yard justice. Is there anything better? Watch this video of Casey Heynes, a kid who gets picked on every day at school. This time Casey has had enough and fights back. He lays down a pretty good body slam against the little douche bag that enjoys picking on him. I especially like the part when the bully gets up stunned and confused. Looks good on him.

Out of all the news stories I read online not one ever mentioned who the little pecker head bully is.

Throw the kid some support on facebook if you get a chance: Casey the Punisher

This is a strange one. The dead body of a 20 year old man on top of a 1,000 ft tv tower in Detroit. At this time they don't know how he got there, who he is or how he died.

Earlier today I posted a fight video from a taco shop. I found another good one tonight. How about a group of transvestites in a taco shop duking it out. Pretty nasty.

There was a melee recently at a Tacos Del Rio and of course somebody had enough time on their hands to put it to Street Fighter. Pretty good.

When 300 lb Tara Lyons freaks out at Burger King she can have it her way. She actually cleared out the store when she went berserk over her breakfast sandwich. She thought somebody has spit on it. I say nobody is that brave.