Melissa Barbara Minarsich just wanted a piece, is that too much to ask? Apparently so because her boyfriend refused to have sex with her and that's when she tried to give him the old Mike Tyson and apparently ripped a storm door off of the house.

Iowa City Police arrested an Iowa City woman Monday they say damaged her house and punched her boyfriend because he would not have sex with her.Police charged Melissa Barbara Minarsich, 28, with second-offense domestic abuse assault following an incident at 10:24 p.m. at her home, 131 Taft Speedway.

According to an arrest report, Minarsich’s boyfriend said when he told her he wouldn’t have sex with her, she became upset and swung at him, landing a couple of blows but not injuring him.Police said Minarsich, who has an 8-month-old child with her boyfriend, admitted to being in an altercation with her boyfriend. Officers were also told she had ripped a storm door off the house.

Minarsich allegedly told police, “All I want is a piece of (expletive). Is that too much to ask?”

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Looking for a sexy politician with a much higher IQ than Sarah Palin? How getting behind Barbe-Q?

The owner of a Reading barbecue restaurant is urging voters to cast their ballot for the eatery's top-heavy mascot, BarBe-Q, to succeed Mayor Bo Bemmes in the mayoral election in November. according to TV station WCPO.

The voluptuous mannequin gained fame in 2009 when officials from the Reading government tried to force restaurateur Kenny Tessel to cover up the bikini-clad figure. Tessel fought back and won, saying business soared 40 percent after he planted the prop outside KT's Barbecue.

Tessel swears that his girl is in it to win it.

"We’re asking for write-in votes. This is not a stunt," Tessel told The Enquirer. "She’s running on a real platform, with real issues.

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Probably one of the more classic mugshots I have posted on the blog. Say hello to Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto. Three pretty stunning douche bags that tried to heist a 30 pack of beer and weren't really the criminal masterminds they thought they were. The whole thing is a total gong show so I will just post the link the story. It's a good read but it looks like it has Nicholas a little upset.

Beer Heist Gone Bad

Right beside a news van at that. Some people have all the luck. Why can't a transgendered brawl break out when I am stopping by the store. I have no luck.

There are lots of things that I find tasty, eyebrows are not one of them. Luis Miguel on the other hand, doesn't seem to mind them.

Los Angeles – 29-year-old Buena Park man has been arrested for allegedly biting off a man's eyebrow during a fight, chewing it and spitting it out,  police said Wednesday.

"It's a pretty good chunk … about the size of an egg," Cpl. Andy Luong of the Buena Park Police Department told The Times.

Luis Miguel Aguilar was arrested by detectives Monday. He was being held in the Buena Park Jail and is expected to be arraigned Thursday on one count of felony mayhem at the North Justice Center in Fullerton, Luong said.

The victim, a 41-year-old Placentia man, will require reconstructive surgery as a result of the fight that broke out Friday night at a party in the 7500 block of El Cerro Drive, Luong said. The victim's name was not released.

Luong said the two men did not know each other.

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As records go, this one is a nail-biter.

A Las Vegas singer stepped out in New York yesterday as the proud owner of the longest fingernails in the world.

Chris "The Dutchess" Walton made it into the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records for the first time for having nearly 20 feet of nails on both hands.

"It's kind of like a body part that I was born with, now I don't know what I would do without them," the 45-year-old said.

"I'm pretty sure one day I will cut them, but I can't see it in my head because I'm so used to having them.

"It's like a leg, I wouldn't just chop it off so it's gonna take some thinking."

"The Duchess," a mother of six girls and grandmother of three, says she started growing her nails 18 years ago by accident.

Now the nail on her ring finger is the length of the average human arm, her left pinky nail is almost the height of a New York City fire hydrant, and the middle fingernail on her left hand is as long as two Nathan's hot dogs.

According to police, the man was wearing "crotchless chaps-style spandex with his genitals and buttocks showing," Seattle's Publicola reports.

When police and firefighters arrived at the park, located at Third Avenue and Yesler Way, about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, they found the man letting the flames touch his genitals and buttocks, a park department spokeswoman said.

The man told an officer that he was having a "weenie roast" as he gyrated over the flame.

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This one out of Indy. Brandy Mills and Teresa Mendenhall won't be winning any mother of the year awards any time soon. Apparently they each drove their teen daughters to a local park so they could beat the crap out of each other. Guess what? It's all captured on film.