I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

So I was haunting around google trends this morning and see that Rachel Uchitel, the girl famous only for cleaning Tiger Wods golf balls is preggo and requires $300 nipple pumps (source). That of course makes sense. There are probably millions of people on the planet that need a bowl wiener water soup to make it to the next day and this one needs $300 nipple pumps. Who said life was fair? Not me.

Here is what you are after, photos of what Wikipedia refers to as a "sports groupie".

Alchol was a factor, go figure. I ate to much at Christmas dinner as well and my first thought was to lay down. Mary Ellen Lisee on the other hand thought she would call 911. Oh, the story is from Florida if you hadn't guessed already.

A woman was jailed after calling police to tell them: 'I ate too much.'

Mary Ellen Lisee made the bizarre call from her motel room to emergency dispatchers before abruptly hanging up.

Officers sent to the Traveler's Inn motel in Fort Pierce, Florida, found the 45-year-old woman in one of the rooms.

She told officers she had dialed 911 because she 'ate too much food'.

The woman's boyfriend told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she was 'talking too much.'

Officers said they smelled alcohol on her Lisee's breath and wrote in their arrest report that she appeared to be drunk.

They said when she left the hotel room she was yelling, 'Are you surprised? Are you surprised?'

When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”

Officers asked Lisee to swear to the statement and when she refused arrested her on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079050/Mary-Ellen-Lisee-calls-911-tell-police-I-ate-food.html#ixzz1hqFt0LBP

You better have been good, otherwise Krampus is going to throw you in his sack!

As if school isn't scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher.  I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald's drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn't happy with her hash browns. A connoisseur I suppose. Watch the video and you can see her throwing a small pile of food back through the window at the store manager. She was eventually charged with battery and released.

This past weekend I finished a good part of my home bar off. I still have a few things left to do, one wall and then the trim but the majority of the work is behind me now. Except that I need some furniture to add in the basement and was thinking about some log furniture to match.

Are you looking for a unique and rustic addition to your home? Log furniture is a great option for customers that are seeking something special for their home as the traditional pieces can be chosen in chairs, tables and even sofas and other pieces of occasional furniture.

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So the wife wants to take off this winter and maybe rent a home somewhere down south for a week and hang out on the beach. I am not much for just sitting around and would have to find somewhere to go with lots to do like golf or other activities.

Shopping around for vacation packages can be an expensive process. Hotels and other types of resorts are often the most expensive choice – and therefore more and more customers are opting for vacation rental homes that can be used for the term of the vacation and rented on a weekly or monthly basis.

Vacation rental homes can be a great way to save money as they can accommodate large families that may require multiple hotel rooms, and also include facilities like kitchens that can be an effective way to save money on the costs of eating and entertaining while on vacation.

Where can customers learn more about vacation rental homes? There are many agencies and companies that list vacation rental homes that are available throughout the country, as well as vacation rental home listings that are available through private online classified websites, or even through the local paper. Shopping around and comparing prices can help the customer to find the best vacation rental that suits their needs for the trip, as well as their budget for the vacation.

This is how you play golf in Canada. Right off the ice. This is my friend last Saturday. Rather than take a stroke, he played it off of the ice and got his two putt bogey to finish the hole. If you look close you can see the ball roll up to the fringe by the guy in the brown coat.