Mid June and I am calling this one in. Mugshot of the year and it belongs to Kelsey Smith. He might even get pupils of the year. Those babies are whacked six ways to Sunday.

A 29-year-old Deltona man suspected of driving while intoxicated smashed his own face and spit his own blood at deputies after he was tased and arrested Tuesday, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.

Kelsey Smith was charged with driving under the influence and resisting without violence, records show.

Officers used a stun gun on Smith and eventually put a "spit hood' over his head during his arrest.

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It never fails. My lawnmower breaks down just as I am going to cut the grass. So I lug a bunch of my tools into the backyard and of course I never bring the right ones that I need with me. My spanner wrenches are all back in my basement so I have to go all the way back into the house and even then I have no idea what tools I need. I am not so good with my hands and fixing things in general. I think my next purchase should be a toolbox so at least I can throw everything in there and lug it around instead of going back and forth between the house ten times a day.

At least I am better off than these two.

I caught this little news article about Zombie Bullets being marketed and with the recent hoard of flesh eating stories popping up it's probably not a bad idea. However, every one knows in a real zombie apocalypse that you don't want to make any noise by firing  a gun and good old baseball bat or samurai sword is probably your better friend.

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This one is going straight onto my iPod. Cant' get Mister Rogers Garden of the Mind out of my head.

Meet father of the year, just in time for Fathers Day. Actually meet the worst person you are going to see today. The video you see before you is Anthony Sanchez IID Board Director and he is beating his stepson with a belt because the kid didn't catch a baseball. What a douche. Luckily for the kid he looks like a sawed off little circus performer so he probably couldn't inflict much damage. Maybe next time he will punch out a toddler to teach them a lesson and come out a real winner.

http://www.ivpressonline.com/news/ivp-iids-anthony-sanchez-eyed-in-child-abuse-case-20120608,0,3401989.story

I hate writing essays. I always leave it to the last minute to start and finish my assignments.  This coupled with the fact that I never really know where to begin when writing an essay or what direction to take. I had that problem all through college and I still have it today as I am finishing off an extra course I am taking at night. The deadline is Monday morning and I haven't even started yet.

The worst part about this latest essay project I have to complete is that it is reflective essay writing. This is not my strongest writing skill and never has been. Besides choosing an appropriate subject and title I never know how to properly set up my essay intro. The intro sets everything up for the rest of the essay so in essence it is the most important part of any good paper.

Wouldn't it be nice to get a little extra help to complete your essays? I sure know I could use some help. I never know where to turn to though. I don't need a tutor or a study buddy. I just need somebody to help kick me in the right direction so I can get started. You can find people online to help you with essays uk or all over the world.

It's relatively early yet to be handing this one out but strapping a gas can into a baby safety seat and just throwing your half naked baby in the back seat of your car has to make you a contender.

A Colorado mom shocked her local police department last week when they found she'd bumped her baby out of his car seat so she could strap a gas can in his place.

"This could be one of the most extreme incidents we've ever seen," Aurora Police spokesman Frank Fania told the Denver Post.

In the image the diaper-clad child can be seen sitting in the backseat of his mother's car next to a car seat, in which a red gas can has been carefully nestled.

"Unbelievable! This heartbreaking photo was taken by an officer with the Aurora Police Department during Click It or Ticket enforcement last week," CDOT wrote with the photo. "Share it to remind everyone that life is precious, so please be responsible and make sure children are properly restrained in the appropriate child safety seat."

The jarring photo was taken on May 30 during a traffic stop when a police officer pulled over a car for making an improper turn and found that no one in the vehicle was wearing a seat belt, the Post reported.

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Feast your eyes on the worlds meatiest sandwich. I was really hungover Sunday morning and this would have been just what the doctor ordered for watching sports I am just trying to imagine how much mustard and beer I would need to gorf this baby down.

Chefs have created the world's meatiest sandwich which stands at 1.2 feet high, 24 inches wide and is packed with 41 different types of meats.The substantial sarnie weighs in at over 2 stone thanks to being filled with 1,445 grams of ham, 2kg of salami, turkey and bacon, 1kg of sausages, 720 grams of chorizo and sprinklings of salad, cheese and gherkins for good measure.

http://newslite.tv/2012/05/28/meet-the-carnivores-dream-the.html