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Woman Tries to Eat Crack During Arrest

Monday, August 3rd, 2015 | Stupid Criminals with Comments Off on Woman Tries to Eat Crack During Arrest

A woman Douglas, GA tried to eat a small amount of crack cocaine while being arrested on an outstanding warrant. Linda Blank, 48 was being placed under arrest for a probation warrant when offices realized she was trying to ingest crack cocaine. Big deal.

WSFA.com Montgomery Alabama news.

The real story here is that she has a stunning resemblance to Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black. Very similar. If I learned anything from this Netflix show it is that women s prison is a fun place to be and she should be looking forward to her paid vacation. Enjoy!

Crazy Eyes