Archive for July, 2017

Machete Wielding Amputee Clown Arrested

Wednesday, July 26th, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

The stuff that nightmares are made of. A machete wielding drunken amputee clown walking down the street. This cutie went our for a stroll in Hollis, Maine. The accused was wearing a black hoodie, clown mask with a machete taped to his amputee arm.  The 31-year-old Corey Berry, of Hollis, was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. He stated that he was just copying clown pranks.  He posted bail.

Naked Self Mutilated Man Charges Cops in Chicago

Wednesday, July 26th, 2017 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »

Onlookers in Chicago were horrified to see a naked man who had cut his own junk off get our of a vehicle and make a charge at cops. Thank goodness for video because the incident was captured by a witness. The agitated 20 year old man had been driving erratically in the Irving Park area. Reports indicated that he had self mutilated himself and was bleeding.

Cops used dry stun techniques and tasers to get him under control. He was then taken to a local hospital for evaluation. His injuries were reported as minor.

The witness that filmed the video stated that the suspect was vandalizing cars and taunting people near an elementary school. He was reported to be fully clothed and rolling around on the ground. It is also reported that the witness was yelling at the cops to shoot the man as in this is the situation when you shoot somebody. Classic.

Man Beheads Sister for Cash

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

Nope it’s not a story from Florida but from the other Florida. Africa.  Zimbabwe to be exact which gives Florida a good run for odd and tragic news stories.

It’s alleged that a 22 year old man beheaded his sister in a plot to sell her head to a local business man for $4,000. Samuel Mashonga was arrested and stated to police offered him $4,000 for the head which he intended to use for ritual purposes.  The suspect stated that he planned on buying a car with the cash. Seems legit.

The suspect wasn’t really a suspect until he started acting strange and yelling about being accused of the murder when he really wasn’t. Further investigation found blood soaked clothes and he could not account for the blood, who could really?

Woman 20 arrested for relationship with 14-year-old boy

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

A 20 year old female college student from Surf City, North Carolina is in hot water after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She allegedly met the 14 year old boy through a co-worker at a bar she worked at. The bar is reported as  JM’s Place in Surf City, North Carolina. She was reported as having sex with the boy when the boys mother found out and reported it to the police.

Taylor Ashton Moseley has turned herself into police and face charges of indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape 13, 14, or 15 years old, and statutory sex offense with a child. She was placed under a $225,000 bond.

If you are in college why wouldn’t you be trolling low or middle schools looking for dates? Make sense? Wait, no it doesn’t.