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A few stupid criminals stories have popped up over the past few days. Real stupid criminals. Enjoy!
Alleged liquor thief fills out raffle ticket - I have heard that lotteries are a tax on the stupid. This guy proves it. Although I still play so I don't know what that means.
Man Borrows Pen to Write Hold Up Note – Only in Flordia. They have the best stupid criminals.
Bank robber nabs $3K, leaves wallet behind -That's not even giving yourself a fighting chance.
Man allegedly uses 'cahier's check' at FBI office – I am not so sure I even get this one.
Proof is in the Pudding in PA Burglaries - Covered in chocolate, classic.
Farrah Fawcett's anal cancer reality show is coming to TV - Just when everyone was reporting she was going to die she comes back with an anal cancer family special. Only in Hollywood
Texas dog home after 8 years, answering new name – How did they find out what the dogs new name is? They just went through the dictionary until they found one?
Forbes Annual List of Best and Worst Paying Jobs – How good would you feel being on the worst paying jobs list?
Disney parks stop scans for topless riders - Looks like it's game on again! Can't wait for the pictures to be posted around the net. Thanks Disney!
They even took the kitchen sink - When they rob a place in Greece, they really rob a place.
Here are some random news stories that pay homage to the fact that some of us are just barely hanging on. There are some real dandies this week.
Girl, 7, 'finds condom in McDonald's Happy Meal' - I missed the commercial for this promotion. Somehow I doubt it's a singing fish on a wall.
Yoko Ono is mailing acorns to world leaders - Enough said.
Brawl breaks out during karaoke at Ore. restaurant – It can't be worse than Americal Idol can it?
Mushroom Hunter Finds Possible Bomb - If you found something that looked like a bomb would you dig it up and take it to the corner store?
Shia LaBeouf Says The Sexiest Woman He Knows Is His Mother - This one is probably the scariest story I have ever reported on. I am officially celibate for the rest of the week.
I thought I would update once a week or maybe more with some random barely hanging on type stories:
Should I Be Worried About Swine Flu
I am all for being cautious but is the apocalypse from 12 Monkeys? Maybe.
Nebraka police arrest naked and reckless driver
If both were naked when they were pulled over and the woman was released, what the hell was she wearing when they released her?
Police Use Facebook to Bust Underage Party
See, Facebook does make you stupid. Why would anybody with a brain advertise to the whole world that you are going to have a beer party when you are underage.
Iowa Man Cuts Pacemaker From Dad's Chest
With a pocket knife of all things. Something big and sharp maybe but a pocket knife?
A Tribute to Bea Arthur
I didn't mind watching her shows when there was absolutely nothing and I mean nothing on tv. You might enjoy some of the video.