So I was haunting around google trends this morning and see that Rachel Uchitel, the girl famous only for cleaning Tiger Wods golf balls is preggo and requires $300 nipple pumps (source). That of course makes sense. There are probably millions of people on the planet that need a bowl wiener water soup to make it to the next day and this one needs $300 nipple pumps. Who said life was fair? Not me.

Here is what you are after, photos of what Wikipedia refers to as a "sports groupie".

I couldn't even tell you who Kim Kardashian was married to. Like anybody really cares.

Mariah Carey's insanity on the HSN network yesterday is a big hit. Somebody did us the solid of cutting together how many times she used the word love. She loves many things.

Here's another link where they mashed together the best four minutes of her show on HSN. 47 weeks pregnant she was. Good lord.

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It's official. Winning is now a money train and everyone is hitching a ride.

The world just keeps getting weirder and weirder every day. Maybe an apocalypse in 2012 isn't such a bad idea. Here is something I thought I would never write. The real warlocks and witches of the world are mad a Charlie Sheen because he has insulted them by referring to himself as a warlock. No kidding.

Charlie Sheen managed to upset a group he probably never thought of — witches — after one of his notorious tirades last week.

In a week in which the embattled actor described himself as having "tiger blood" and other apparently super-human aspects usually found in the pages of comic books, the star described himself as a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio show. 

The description evidently did not sit well with the witch community in Salem, Mass.

Christian Day, a practicing warlock — or male witch — and member of Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon, said he was "angered" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways and teachings."

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