I was watching a Family Guy episode last night and this almost made me spit my drink out. They were dishing Matthew McConaughey pretty good about his horric acting abilities.

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Well at least she take a better mugshot than Nick Nolte or Whitney but she still looks like a bag of hammers. Poor Heather Locklear got picked up and charged with DUI over the weekend. Because Locklear appeared "disoriented and impaired," she was taken to a local CHP station and drug and alcohol tests were administered, Marshall said. The actress was cooperative. "Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer's observations, we believe Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication," Marshall added.  As you can see pills do the body good.

Locklear was arrested on suspicion of DUI and being under the influence of a controlled substance. She booked at a local jail around 7 p.m., and released hours later. Some of you might remember that she left an Arizona treatment facility just two months ago for anxiety and depression.

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Who would have thought that Jessica Alba just had a baby in July? I just found this photo in google and she is look as good as she was before her pregnancy. Thanks goodness for that and here's to many more years of corny bikini movies and superhero costumes. 

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Stop the presses, say it isn't so Joe. Clay Aiken is coming out of the closet and admitting that is gay. Shocker. Thanks Clay, but we already knew this the second we laid eyes on you and those sexy pearly whites. I guess we can get on with our lives now that really know for sure.

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I guess poor old Gary Coleman just wants to be left alone. You might remember how tempermental he was on the The Surreal Life when he flipped out and walked off of the set or when he pleaded no contest back in 1999 to disturbing the peace after he punched a fan seeking an autograph. Yesterday he was involved in an accident in Utah after he allegedly hit a pedestrian with his truck. "Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over pictures Rushton had taken of Coleman inside the bowling alley. He said the argument continued outside, and that Coleman hit Rushton and a car as he was backing out of a parking space." The bottom line, I wouldn't want to mess with him and I wonder why people still are. No word on how big the truck was but it must have been a mid size to warrent the police coming out.

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I was reading an article that Luke Perry was really wanted to play Dylan McKay on the new 90210. Well, what the hell else would he be doing? I looked at this IMB Profile and trust me, he has plenty of time on his hands to make another bad series. It's not like he has been shooting the lights out Paul Newman style or even Pauly Shore style for that matter. And take a look at those big old forehead and crows feet. If he was 30 something playing a 19 year old why couldn't he mid-40's playing a late 20 something. I know lots of guys in the late 20's that look that have a huge parking space on their forhead like that. He's looking perfect for cheese tv.

The new show looks great. Here were is a quote from one of the shakespearean thespians playing in the new series. Do people still talk like that? Don't miss this show it's going to be a good one.

"Oh. My. God. I love Dylan McKay," Shenae Grimes, who plays Annie Wilson on the new 90210, says in Nylon magazine.

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I was looking through Google Images at some celeb pictures and came across this abomination of a photo. I have never seen things like this in my worst nightmares as a kid.  Can you find a more god awful picture of a human being than this? I honestly thought it was a tranny beating up somebody when I first saw it or a really spaced out picture of Steven Tyler. Either way not very flattering for a lady. Well Amy, don't worry you won't be making the cover of People for the most beautiful people. I imagine the rate you are carrying on the next time you are on the cover the story will be about your life….

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I guess she is, according to her and maybe the little yes cling ons that she chooses to surround herself with. I mean she looks like quite an athlete doesn't she? Lopez was on Good Morning America August 18th and couldn't figure out why a guy that just won 8 gold medals was all the talk when she was hauling her fat ass off to train for a triatholn. She hasn't even run it yet but she is obvioulsy more important than Phelps right? How much would they have to pay you to be with Jennifer all day and tell her she was the centre of the universe and everything she did was right? It would have to be a hell of a lot to have to deal with that. You can go to her own personal blog page and read how all of the delusional hens are cheering her on for being such an icon in the world of sports. There are some good put downs though so it's worth a read. Have a look at her blog page, it's good for a laugh. Jennifer Lopez Training Blog.

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I saw a commercial the other day that bugged the hell out of me. Ashlee Simspon getting rich dancing around in her Zellers outfits telling all the girls in North Amercia to head there to get their back to school outfits. What are the odds that Ashlee Simspons wears anything from Zellers? Do they have us believe that she shops there for all of her clothes before she goes on tour or when she tips off the paparazzi to where she is hanging out on the weekends? I would think not. My other half shops at Zellers for socks and underwear but we stopped buying kids clothes there a long time ago and our teenage children wouldn't be caught dead in Zellers clothes for back to school. I wonder is Ashlee got this bikini top at Zellers? Here's the commercial if you want it.

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I have been watching some episodes of Sanford and Son for the past few weeks and have come to a conclusion. Lamont Sanford is the worst son I have ever seen in my life. If I was Fred Sanford I would have thrown his butt out on the street years ago. What kind of son treats their elderly father like he does. Not only elderly but with an obvious heart condition. It seems like every episode Lamont is constantly complaining that the old man isn't fetching his breakfast, lunch or dinner. What kind of 20-30 year old can't make his own meals? What a loser. I would be telling him to get off of his duff and make his own damn meals. I think he moved out once but that didn't last long before he came running back. Worst son ever.

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