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I Wish Maria Menounos Bet on Football All the Time…

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:55:17 +0000

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If that sexy laugh of hers isn't enough for you check out Maria Menounos in her bikini after losing a Superbowl bet. I really wish Maria made sports bets more often but then again it isn't a stretch to see her in a bikini these days. And why not, she has the parts for it.

Rachel Uchitel Needs $300 Nipple Pumps

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:28:46 +0000

So I was haunting around google trends this morning and see that Rachel Uchitel, the girl famous only for cleaning Tiger Wods golf balls is preggo and requires $300 nipple pumps (source). That of course makes sense. There are probably millions of people on the planet that need a bowl wiener water soup to make it to the next day and this one needs $300 nipple pumps. Who said life was fair? Not me.

Here is what you are after, photos of what Wikipedia refers to as a "sports groupie".

Kim Kardashian Getting Divorced

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:02:39 +0000

I couldn't even tell you who Kim Kardashian was married to. Like anybody really cares.

Mariah Carey, she just about loves everything

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:01:43 +0000

Mariah Carey's insanity on the HSN network yesterday is a big hit. Somebody did us the solid of cutting together how many times she used the word love. She loves many things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvqwiMbdtA4

Here's another link where they mashed together the best four minutes of her show on HSN. 47 weeks pregnant she was. Good lord.

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Salem Witches Conduct Ritual to Heal and Bind Charlie Sheen

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:41:00 +0000

It's official. Winning is now a money train and everyone is hitching a ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DUkJr0mqE

The Witches are Upset with Charlie Sheen

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:43:54 +0000

The world just keeps getting weirder and weirder every day. Maybe an apocalypse in 2012 isn't such a bad idea. Here is something I thought I would never write. The real warlocks and witches of the world are mad a Charlie Sheen because he has insulted them by referring to himself as a warlock. No kidding.

Charlie Sheen managed to upset a group he probably never thought of — witches — after one of his notorious tirades last week.

In a week in which the embattled actor described himself as having "tiger blood" and other apparently super-human aspects usually found in the pages of comic books, the star described himself as a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio show.

The description evidently did not sit well with the witch community in Salem, Mass.

Christian Day, a practicing warlock — or male witch — and member of Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon, said he was "angered" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways and teachings."

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Charlie Sheen Quote of the Year

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 23:38:34 +0000

It's March and this is the clear winner so far. Genius.

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97xmp0Q5H34

Celebrities Skin Care

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 01:12:16 +0000

My friend just purchased his first HDTV. I have had one since they came out as I was upgrading at the right time. He was telling about how he understands how celebrities hate the technology because it shows just how plain and awful their complexions are. Or just how bad their appearances can be and how you can tell which celebrities look after their complexions. That we think of them being beautiful but in reality they are no better looking than the rest of us ugly mugs.

I told him that he was no Scarlett Johansson but I got his point. I told him that it is all about the skin care products and that they have to have the right conditioning program to make themselves look great these days. They have to consider taking care of the wrinkles, blemishes and lines and that these are important to them now that they can’t get away with it. There are a million products available so choosing the right skin care products that are tried, dependable and produce results are important. That is the bottom line with celebrities. If a celebrity is going to use a skin care regime than it has to be one that produces results.

For the average person the same holds true. Everyone wants to buy a skin care product that works. It would be useless to buy something that doesn’t work. Of course the average person is held back by price as we aren’t as rich a most celebrities. Finding a skin care product that works and that is affordable is paramount.

Updated: Nicole Bobek’s Mugshot

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 10:11:01 +0000

Updated: JERSEY CITY, N.J. – Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek was ordered to spend five years on probation for her role in a New Jersey methamphetamine ring, a sentence that she said would give her a chance to get her life back on track.

Who says that Meth isn't a glamorous drug or leads to a glamorous lifestyle? Just check out the before and after photos of Nicole Bobeck. I particularly love the facial burns and scars associated with the meth. Very sexy. You can read the whole story about her Meth Drug Arrest. It's quite a good story.

You can also visit Nicole Bobek Facebook page, she has 17 photos from when she was still a human being. She hasn't updated it in a year. Busy I guess.

Before Meth

After Meth

Jackass 3D Trailer

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:29:45 +0000

I am not much of a 3D fan yet. The last 3D movie I have seen was Vincent Price in House of Wax which was re-released in the late 70's. After watching this trailer for Jackass 3D I may have to put on the geek glasses one more time. I love the stunts featured in this video.