Finally a diet that fits my lifestyle. No more starving yourself and eating soups and crackers all day. You can take the money that you were going to sink into looking for the best weight loss pills and sink it into cheeseburgers and fries. That's if you don't sink the boat like this poor soul. I think that most of North America has been on this diet for years.

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How come I never see any of these when I am out and about? Personally I love the zombie exit signs and I guess I am glad that I never see any fo those when I go out. Zombies are scary business. I would be stupid enough to ignore the sign and go and check out to see if they were really there or not. I could handle being a zomibie. I wouldn't have to get and go to work everyday and free food. 

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I just caught the famous Man Hands episode of Seinfeld last night and looked in google for some man hands photos. I found this cutie. Take a look at those meat hooks. I wouldn't want to get slapped silly by those hands. She looks like a good candidate for rheumatoid arthritis. I don't think there is any kind of cure for man hands is there? Maybe you could have them surgically removed and replaced with a Luke Skywalker kind of hand. I saw them on 60 Minutes.

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I wonder if one of the steps was to ignore the advertising on the top of the webpage. I could be wrong but I don't think a Burger King breakfast everyday is a good plan for dropping pounds.

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This might make us Canucks hold onto our money a little more. It's an improvement from the old geezers we are used to seeing.

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I have stayed out of the whole Tiger Woods thing but this Christmas Card gave me a laugh. Nice collection of babes.

If you are really bored then you can play the Tiger Woods Car Game. Get the real feeling of being a tiger behind the wheel.

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If you get a chance try to sneak a lemon cut in half into the turkey when nobody is looking. It might get the mother in law out of the house in a hurry. Happy Thanksgiving!

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I guess it's better that have a shorter name. It might be the only time that I say Romo may be a better choice.

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Looks like this dickhead is going to let everyone finish, as soon as he tells them who the best of all time is. Seriously, what a douche. You have to visit imaletyoufinish.com below is just a small sample.

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I had these sent to me from a co-worker. They are allegedly from a storm Organeville, Ontario during a big storm a couple of weeks ago. Thanks to Snopes I get the pleasure of telling him that they are far from being taken by a Hyrdo worker in Orangevile, Ontario. Still, they are freaking cool!

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