We are in the midst of redoing our house and part of that process was a few new doors and windows. We did the inner doors to all of the bedrooms and the bathroom and the two outside steel doors. You could see sunlight through the two outside doors, it must have been great on the old heating bill. My other half is no phone. I wanted to put something fun and goofy on the door knob but she wouldn't go for it. We had to go the old traditional route. You can see from the picture what I wanted to go with.

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For some reason this is pretty hot right now. Scary and demented photos of an angry baby. I love the eyes. Looks like this one will make a good Hannibal Lecter some day.

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I am a big Google StreetView addict  but never really find anything too interesting. I like browsing through the rich neighbourhoods looking at the millionaires drinking on their couches on the front porch early in the morning.

Here is Wayne and Garth on their way to a party. 

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This is funny stuff. His wife left him, leaving a wedding dress behind telling him to do whatever he wanted to do with it. Kevin has come up with more that a few ways to use his ex wife's wedding dress. I love the BBQ Cover and Darth Vader Scarecrow.

http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/

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Enjoy! I have to leave the computer and go brush my own teeth after about page 3. Count your lucky chicklets and see those that didn't at I Hate My Teeth. If you have a bad mouth full, they have a contest for you.

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I don't know why you need a blog, you just have to go out in public to see gigantic jelly belly men and women. Here is a blog that is all about belly fat. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about myself anymore.

The Belly Show

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It's April 2nd and I spent the weekend on the golf course. It was the earliest I have ever golfed before save a weird day in February a few years back. It's the earliest day I have seen the course open for good though. To me that means allergy season is on the way. Last year was pretty harsh and I couldn't leave the house without some kind of allergy relief. I'm just hoping I don't have to resort to anything crazy to get thorugh the season. This girl seems to have things covered. I am not sure if I could hit a golf ball with this on my head. Then again it may not hurt my game.

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Finally a diet that fits my lifestyle. No more starving yourself and eating soups and crackers all day. You can take the money that you were going to sink into looking for the best weight loss pills and sink it into cheeseburgers and fries. That's if you don't sink the boat like this poor soul. I think that most of North America has been on this diet for years.

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How come I never see any of these when I am out and about? Personally I love the zombie exit signs and I guess I am glad that I never see any fo those when I go out. Zombies are scary business. I would be stupid enough to ignore the sign and go and check out to see if they were really there or not. I could handle being a zomibie. I wouldn't have to get and go to work everyday and free food. 

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I just caught the famous Man Hands episode of Seinfeld last night and looked in google for some man hands photos. I found this cutie. Take a look at those meat hooks. I wouldn't want to get slapped silly by those hands. She looks like a good candidate for rheumatoid arthritis. I don't think there is any kind of cure for man hands is there? Maybe you could have them surgically removed and replaced with a Luke Skywalker kind of hand. I saw them on 60 Minutes.

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