Mid June and I am calling this one in. Mugshot of the year and it belongs to Kelsey Smith. He might even get pupils of the year. Those babies are whacked six ways to Sunday.

A 29-year-old Deltona man suspected of driving while intoxicated smashed his own face and spit his own blood at deputies after he was tased and arrested Tuesday, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.

Kelsey Smith was charged with driving under the influence and resisting without violence, records show.

Officers used a stun gun on Smith and eventually put a "spit hood' over his head during his arrest.

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Meet Ashley Marie Brooker and Nicholas Thomas Doyle. The Phantom Finger Meth Heads. Pretty funny story really. Funny in that there was no missing finger but that is what got them busted in the first place.

A Stillwater couple was arrested for possession of methamphetamine last week after a 22-year-old woman was seen frantically searching a vehicle for her boyfriend's "missing finger."

Ashley Marie Brooker and Nicholas Thomas Doyle, 25, both of Stillwater, were each arrested for felony fifth-degree possession of a controlled substance Nov. 20 after Stillwater Police found methamphetamine and syringes in their vehicle which was, at the time of arrest, parked outside the emergency room of Lakeview Hospital. 

Stillwater police responded to the hospital parking lot after an emergency medical technician (EMT) reported seeing an "extremely agitated" woman flailing her arms.

When approached by the EMT, Brooker said she was looking for a finger as she frantically searched the passenger's side of the vehicle.

The EMT noticed what was described in the complaint as "severe pock marks, scarring and scabs on the woman's face" and believed her behavior to be consistent with methamphetamine use. The EMT then called police.

Responding officers questioned Brooker and were told that her boyfriend, Doyle, severed a finger and that she believed it to be somewhere inside the vehicle.

Officers also noticed the cap to a hypodermic syringe on the driver's seat when Brooker got out of the car. She then admitted to having a syringe full of what was later found to be methamphetamine in the driver's console. 

Meanwhile, a second responding officer located a man inside the hospital fitting the description of Doyle. When questioned by police, Doyle said he cut his finger but did not sever it.

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Probably one of the more classic mugshots I have posted on the blog. Say hello to Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto. Three pretty stunning douche bags that tried to heist a 30 pack of beer and weren't really the criminal masterminds they thought they were. The whole thing is a total gong show so I will just post the link the story. It's a good read but it looks like it has Nicholas a little upset.

Beer Heist Gone Bad

Usually when you think about a career criminal the picture of a dude comes to mind. In this case I would be half right.  I found a blog that has put together a pretty good retrospective of Jennifer Finch and her 49 mug shots. It's an interesting run to say the least. Her last was for drugs and trespassing.

You can view her mugshots on a separate page here: Jennifer Finch Mugshots.

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This mugshot is top notch. Meet Nick Peternik of Redding California. Nick was recently pinched doing a little breaking and entering at a local residence when he tripped an alarm. Police were dispatched and Nick was taken into custody by a four legged officer. Nick was treated for the dog bite but then by the looks of things got a little sleepy and needed help staying up for his mugshot. Classic.

I can't pass up an opp to post this mugshot. I couldn't help to thinking while reading this story about Matthew Miranda that there was no mention of drugs or alcohol. I guess some people are just high on life.

Matthew Miranda, of 523 First Ave., West Haven, was visiting a friend in Fairfield when he took her car without permission, police said Friday afternoon. When she tried to stop him from taking the car, police said Miranda physically "threw" the woman to the ground "several times."
After getting behind the wheel, police said Miranda drove his friend's car over the lawn and into an above-ground pool, knocking it down. The car, lawn and pool were damaged as a result, police said.

When officers arrived, Miranda allegedly fled and hid beneath the platform at the Southport railroad station for nearly a half hour. Train service was temporarily stopped in an effort to prevent Miranda from being run over. When trains began running again, police said Miranda emerged from beneath the platform and was arrested.

Literally.  I found this one sifting through mugshots this evening. Meet Joseph Ortiz. Picked up for drunk and disorderly. Nothing else to report. The picture says it all.

You can read the Sheriff's Report.

This is far by one of the best mugshots I have ever posted. Enter Mark Siebenmorgan. A poster boy for the Dental Association if ever I saw one. Remember kidos, you have to brush and floss after every meal or you can end up like Mark here.

"The toothless crook was escorted to the police station after going on a one man crime spree across the largest city in the US state of Winsconsin. The serial petty criminal allegedly pushed someone to the ground, kicked a windscreen in and shouted obscenities at a supermarket, although when he lost his teeth exactly no one is quite sure."

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