I always thought a demon would ride a horse on fire or a some kind firey dragon beast from the depths of hell but apparetnly he drives a Ford Windstar Van.

Enter Jesse Thornhill, a man with  implanted horns on his head. Jesse was booked in Tulsa, Oklahoma for allegedly attempting to run down his landlord Tuesday. The two had gotten into an argument when Jesse tried to run her over but didn't hit the target.

Read more: http://www.vancouversun.com/life/Horned+arrested+attempting+over+landlord/3278581/story.html#ixzz0tlggSpnO

I found this on a mugshots site I check from time to time. Meth is so glamorous. I don't know why everyone isn't doing it.

Posession of Meth and Paraphenalia

Kelly Beamer, a Dallas cop sounds like a real beauty queen, for a cop. This video is classic drunk girl action. Crying and whining like a baby that is teething and then full swing into the belligerent talk. And then like any good drunk she pulls a gun out of her ankle holster and fires it into the floorboard of the car. It's what we all do right? I love it when they ask her if she is insane.

I am sure the tax payers of Dallas appreciate the cops driving their drunken buddy around on their dime. Classy. Just remember, be nice when you see Kelly stocking shelves at your local Walmart next month. Drinking can be a harsh mistress.

Another public masturbation story. It would appear that old Glen here got caught squeezing the charmin in a local store in Louisville.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. –  A Louisville man has been charged with sexual abuse after witnesses said he masturbated in front of them. According to arrest records, Glen B. Altman, 50, was seen masturbating in a store near children and other patrons at the store on South Second Street. Witnesses said Altman went outside by a pay phone and continued masturbating. According to arrest records, the stores surveillance cameras caught this on tape.

Man Charged With Masturbating In Store

There's a great crop of mugshots today from Tampa Bay Mughsots. Each mugshot is linked to the perm. arrest page.

Great eyes! Aggravated Assault Firearm – Possess, Possession Of Cocaine, Leaving The Scene Of A Crash With Property, Reckless Driving. 

Nice Nose! Trespass In Struct/convey (after Warning), Poss Of Open Container 

Oxycodone is so glamourous. It's something I would want my kids hooked on.
Possession Of Oxycodone, Possession Of Paraphernalia