Here is the video of Yasmine Villasana 22, flying through a toll booth at of Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. She told authorities she was rear ended. They instead arrested her on suspicion of being boozed out. Yasmine claims she only had one vodka cocktail the night before. She never said what proof the booze was.

Driver who crashed into D/FW Airport toll booth says car was rear-ended

 

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When I first saw a picture of the burger I thought one of the fast food chains was just upsizing to keep up with our North American diet. Instead I see it was a go at the record books.

"Two Australian chefs hope to win a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for creating the world's largest hamburger. They have making a burger that tips the scale at almost two-hundred pounds.

The previous record for the world's largest burger is held by a Michigan chef, weighing in at one hundred eighty-five pounds.

The gigantic burger, topped off with a pound of barbeque sauce, took twenty-four hours to make.

Chefs used pounds of bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese and more than one hundred eggs.

It will be on the cafe's menu next year, costing about twelve hundred dollars."

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This was is out of Fort Worth, Texas. Naked man James Apple climbed up onto a billboard sign and threatened to jump off. The police coaxed him down with threat of rain. He had recently lost his job and his parents thought drugs might have played a roll.

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You would think the one place  you wouldn't want to rob would be a comic book store full of superheros. A man dressed as Spiderman at a comic shop nailed a theif trying to steal a hardcore XMen book.

"Michael Baulderstone, 45, was dressed as Spider-Man as part of a fancy dress open day at comic Centre in Adelaide, Australia, confronted the man when he claims he spotted him taking the £100 book."

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Drivers in the city of Treviso in northern Italy didn't know if they should be on the look out for working ladies crossing the road of if they were working in the area. Either way its one of the strangest signs I have ever seen.

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They say that if you want to find a good place to eat then follow the blue hairs because they will find the cheapest places with good food. Well these seniors have to take the cake or jello that is for being the cheapest people I have heard of in a long time. I don't know what they needed so much jello for but I hope not for what I am thinking.

EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — A Suffolk County husband and wife are facing charges of tampering in connection to packages of Jell-O pudding mix that were found to contain salt and sand.

Suffolk County police arrested 68-year-old Alexander Clement and 64-year-old Christine Clement on Sunday. The East Northport residents are facing multiple counts of petit larceny and tampering with a consumer product.

Authorities said Christine Clement bought the boxes from four Long Island stores, removed the contents, and refilled them with a mix of salt and sand. The boxes were then returned for a refund.

Police said there was no indication of any intent to harm anyone, only to get the pudding mix without having to pay for it.

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I caught this story on Howard Stern today. The link to the source story has some more great pictures that I am sure you will want to see. I would have kept them myself. I am sure there was some money to be made out of it somehow.

"A 6-year-old boy from China, who was born with 5 extra fingers and 6 extra toes, has undergone an operation to remove his extra digits, the Daily Mail reported. If you do the math – that’s 31 fingers and toes."

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Just ask Bruce Andersland, a Minnesota farmer who made the 800-metre-wide heart for his wife of 37 years in their farm field about 19 kilometres southwest of Albert Lea. Andersland told the Albert Lea Tribune that he got to work on his steamy show of affection on his tractor and manure spreader Wednesday and finished it Thursday. The heart is not as dark as it might have been because it is mixed with snow that fell recently.

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/02/12/minnesota-manure-heart.html#ixzz0ffDel57S

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When I read this story I was shocked when I went to Walmart's website and couldn't find the spray for sale. I mean, they sell everything right?

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store. South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

If you want to be funny too you can find it at Amazon. 

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The news today was that Pope John Paul II flagellated himself regularly to imitate Christ’s suffering. No he wasn't gassy on purpose if that's what you were thinking. It means he was into whipping himself with a belt so he could be close to Jesus. Read more at the Source.

Flagellation can be a timely process. It takes a ton of time to whip yourself into the favour of Jesus everyday. I found this handy little device on line to help out whip yourself all day long. It's called the Hands-Free Self-Flagellation. It seems to be highly recommended.

According to Sister Kristina of St. Augustine's Church in Vancouver, Canada: "We share one Flagellator among a dozen of us here and let me tell you, it gets a work out".

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