You can't even take your kids out the  Chuck E. Cheese anymore without some perv ruining your day. Enter one Kenneth McGhee a 21-year-old man from COLUMBUS, Ga.

"According to the police report, a mother of two boys says Kenneth McGhee sat down at the end of her table Monday afternoon. She says she noticed some movement underneath the table and thought he was texting. When she reached to move her purse closer to her, the witness says she noticed his penis was out of his pants and that he was masturbating."

What is extra creepy is that he was scanning around the room looking at the different kids while he treated his body like an amusement park.

When mom finally go the manager over Kenneth fled where police found him hiding in a nearby store.

http://www2.wrbl.com/news/2011/jan/18/man-accused-masturbating-chuck-e-cheese-ar-1357804/

When it rains it pours. I am surprised how many of these stories hit the headlines over the past week or so. Was there a full moon or national shortage of meds? Enjoy.

Gulf Breeze man accused of masturbating in front of teen girl on flight to Maine

LEWISTON, Idaho — A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston. The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

80-year-old man charged with indecent exposure, bribery

GULF BREEZE — An 80-year-old man was arrested Dec. 27 after allegedly using a "glory hole" in a National Park Service restroom to display himself to a ranger using the stall next door, according to his arrest report.

Hollywood man accused of voyeurism

I never found Harry all that hot. I haven't even sat though an entire Harry Potter movie. Pobably never will. Alexander Ofner, 39, of Bluffton feels differently than me. By a longshot.

It's been a while since we had a decent public masturbation story and this one takes the cake. I hope those douche bags that run ESPN are enjoying this story. Looks like they will hire anybody. I thought it was just pathetic writers that flunked out of match box journalism schools. I stand corrected. It's even better.

Neil Goldberg, a senior producer at ESPN was arrested on Wednesday after being caught masturbating on a stool while watching his female neighbor get dressed through her window. Neil is a Nascar producer, that is why you have probably never heard of him until now.

The incident for which he was charged happened last month when a woman walking her dog called police and told officers she saw a man standing on a stool and peering into a window while he masturbated, the paper reported. When the man noticed the woman walking her dog, he stopped and went back inside his home, she told police.

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I think I would rather have my eyes popped out of my head than witness this spectacle. Usually I like to paraphrase a story but this one is worth putting full out.

A man caught jumping up and down naked on a trampoline has avoided a jail sentence.

James Burden, 55, was spotted by a neighbour in the garden of his Falkirk home at 0500 GMT on 25 March.

Falkirk Sheriff Court heard Burden had his "manhood" in one hand and a cigarette in the other when the neighbour saw him.

She called the police, and Burden was arrested and charged with shameless indecency.

Mike McMahon, prosecuting, said: "He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there."

Asked why he did it, Burden told officers: "Just for the thrill of it."

Asked why he looked at his neighbour's window, he said: "Because I had seen the light go on."

He added: "I did not intend anyone to see me."

Burden pleaded guilty to a single charge of publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbour's house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm.

He appeared for sentencing at Falkirk Sheriff Court earlier this month but attempted to withdraw his plea.

Gordon Addison, defending, said his client now claimed to have "only pled guilty to avoid the embarrassment of a trial".

Sheriff Caldwell refused to allow Burden to withdraw his guilty plea, saying he had confirmed it in court after months of legal advice, and placed him on the sex offenders register.

At the court appearance on Thursday, Sheriff William Gallacher put Burden on probation for a period of three years, and warned if he did not comply with the order, he may be "removed from the community".

He said: "I have read the reports and you will be provided with the support that you need, and it is essential the community is not faced with this sort of behaviour again.

"Breach the probation in any way and you may be removed from the community."