Another public masturbation story. It would appear that old Glen here got caught squeezing the charmin in a local store in Louisville.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. –  A Louisville man has been charged with sexual abuse after witnesses said he masturbated in front of them. According to arrest records, Glen B. Altman, 50, was seen masturbating in a store near children and other patrons at the store on South Second Street. Witnesses said Altman went outside by a pay phone and continued masturbating. According to arrest records, the stores surveillance cameras caught this on tape.

Man Charged With Masturbating In Store

The only positive out of this story is that it gives us all hope that we will still be able to start the car when we are old and right out it. Just like Albert Edward Ballough of Holiday, Florida. Although at that age I don't even know if taking the car out for a drive is worth the price of gas anymore. I love the date of birth: 1915/02/21

Albert Edward Ballough of 3518 Holiday Lake Drive was standing on his front porch masturbating while the boy was in his driveway, according to a report from the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. The child's mother saw Ballough and called authorities. The boy's mother said she has seen the man outside masturbating while he waved at her son, who waved back, the report said. Source

Here is his full arrest record and permalink mugshot.

What else can you get at Walmart other than low low low prices? How about a creepy 82 year old man rubbing up against you in the check out line and preforming a little public masturbation? Hector Castro, 82 from Secaucus New Jersey was charged for rubbing up against women and masturbating through his clothing. Some reports I read said he was doing it outside the store while other said he was doing it in the check out line. Either way, I am sure it wasn't advertised in their weekly flyer. Cops have asked to get the security video. I wonder if we will ever see it?

He was actually charged with indecent exposure amongst other things but lets call a card laid a card played. A couple of teenage girls caught him in the act of public masturbation. Keep in mind that Sawicki is a 7 year veteran of the Santa Barbara police department and was recently assigned as a burglary detective.

At approximately 3:20pm on Monday, August 10, 2009, two young teenage girls were walking along a trail near a remote beach north of Goleta when they noticed a man walking behind them. The girls walked back towards the campground and saw the same man now lying down and masturbating.

The girls immediately ran towards the campground where they alerted an on-duty State Park Ranger. While the girls were being interviewed, they saw the man again and pointed him out to the Ranger. The suspect saw the Ranger approaching and immediately ran away.  After a foot pursuit, the suspect was caught and arrested.

Park Rangers contacted the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department to assist with the investigation. After interviewing the suspect, Sheriff’s Detectives arrested 33-year old Brian Kenneth Sawicki (DOB 2/23/76) on the following misdemeanor charges: Annoying or Molesting a Child Under 18 (647.6 PC), Indecent Exposure (314 PC), and Obstructing/Resisting a Peace Officer (148(A)(1) PC). He was booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail on $2,500 bail.

Here are a few stories that have it all, public nudity, public masturbation, meth and booze. It's all good.

Cops in Loxely, Alabama were called to a car accident but they got there found a little more than that. It appears 23-year-old lesbian partners Chloe Vice and Tiffany Adams (pictured below) were in a bit of spat earlier in the day, decided to get drunk drive the old pickup around. When they approached the vehicle on the side of the road the noticed that a very drunk Tiffany had no shirt on and couldn't even remember where her clothes were. Nice. She got nailed for public intoxication and her partner, Chloe was hit with a DUI. Nice girls. I have a picture of Chloe but didn't want to scare anybody reading early in the morning or late at night.

Think that Jonathan Lowell of PRUNEDALE, Calif is a little Meth'd out? If he isn't then he sure is one happy man. So happy that he decided to assault his roommate and then chase his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her. Police had to use a stun gun to bring him down. If you want to visit Jonathan or see his nude show stop by the 17700 block of Vierra Canyon Road. I'm not sure if he us appearing daily or not.

Have nothing to do today? Why not go down and stalk a girls cross country team and then rough up the suspects while you are at it. Hoang Hong Nguyen, a 39-year-old California man was arrested after being caught masturbating while watching a girl's cross country team. A school janitor found Nguyen near the Fountain Valley High School track exposing himself and masturbating. The janitor held him under arrest until cops arrived.

Just when you think you aren't going to have another public masturbation story for awhile you get one dropped in your lap. Oooh, bad wording.

Most of the stories about teachers on this blog revolve around the creepy sexual predators in our school system but can you imagine what the decent ones have to go through.

17-year-old Narvon, Pa. boy is accused of exposing his genitals in the front of his English classroom and masturbating while calling out students' names, state police said. The Lancaster County teen, whose name was not disclosed because he's a juvenile, was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct for the April 14 incident at Pequea Valley High School in Leacock Township.

Kind of gives old Oprah's "we speak your name" a whole new twist.

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It there a new Olympic Sport for coming up that I didn't know about? I came across two stories of guys pleasuring themselves outdoors today. Isn't that the one of the creepiest things you have every heard.

In the first story Daniel T. Doster Jr., 42, 8501 W. Pleasant Road, faces preliminary charges of vicarious sexual gratification, a class D felony carrying a maximum three-year prison term. He went out to his mailbox  "to show his neighbors who was boss". That is his second time he nabbed for the same thing. You can read the source for more information.

In the second one happened in Dade City. It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard. The mother yelled at him and he came in and punched her in the face. Nice kid. I guess he is unemployed and has lots of time on his hands. And other things I guess. Read the source.