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I Rolled Up The Rim and Won!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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I Rolled Up the Rim to Win today and found this. Nice little gift card from Tim Hortons. It was an Extra Large ladies and gentlemen. Don't mess around with those smalls.

This sort of makes up for the a few months ago when the loser working there gave us three coffees instead of two teas and a coffee. Ruined my families morning but then again if you are working a drive through window at a donut shop you aren't really being recruited by NASA.

 tim hortons

Why Would Anybody Want One of These?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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I am looking to replace one of my USB flash drive that has been acting up. I went online and was just googling my way around looking to see what was out there. They have the old traditional drives and then they have the goofy and strange ones. Below is one I found that I have to wonder. Who in their right mind would want to have one of these sticking out of the side of their computer? I guess if you worked at a sperm bank maybe but I can't see walking into an insurance office and seeing something like this.

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Swag

Thursday, February 25th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »

Would swag be a profitable way to get a blog to grow? Do you see many blogs or websites giving away promotional products these days? It would be interesting to see some stats or numbers on just what desecrating shirts and coffee does for a website. At one time I tried it out with a few websites but never went the full distance to really try it out. Maybe down the road. I would roll over if I walked into a coffee shop one day and saw somebody drinking out of a barely hanging on coffee mug.

Fat Woman in a Bikini

Thursday, February 25th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »

We got dumped with a huge blast of snow today and there is more on the way from what I hear. It got me thinking about how much I miss the sunny weather and hitting the old golf course. I playing around with google images looking for sunny, happy pictures when I found the picture below. Google images is great. My mind went from thinking of sunny destinations to thinking about weight loss products. Sadly, I don't think they will help this sun worshipper.

fat woman in bikini

Getting Close to Vacation Time

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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There is snow everywhere and it's cold. Time to start thinking about taking a serious vacation. It's been awhile since I have been anywhere. I don't even know what I have to do. Get a passport and find some medical travel insurance? What else am I missing? Besides all of that I can think of a few good reasons to get away. Can you?

I’d Rather Be Held Down….

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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And kicked in the head repeatedly than endure what I have to go through. Do we all have a friend that sells insurance? Do we all have a friend that sells insurance that won't leave you alone? At what point do people that sell insurance finally get that you aren't interested? I am at odds what to tell him but term life ins just doesn't interest me at this time in my life. I guess the picture below says it all but I have better things to do.

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Remember to Drink Water Today!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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I am off to a Superbowl party later on this afternoon. Lots of food and beer but you have to remember to hydrate. Drinking lots of water while you are guzzling down booze will save you a headache and hangover. You get the hangover because you get dehydrated. Just keep your eye on what's flowing out of those Grohe faucets. You don't to be putting dirty water into your body. Drink only clean, filtered water. The last thing you want is a case of dysentery and miss that half time show.

Man Cave

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »

I am in the midst of redoing my entire basement. I am just at the planning and scouting stage at this point. Searching around the net looking for ideas. I am always amazed at what people do with their man caves and found some interesting floor tiles pictures. I was thinking something along the lines of this picture but that might be a little out of my means. I would nned the palace to go with it if I really wanted to do it right.

 

Annoying Auto Insurance Calls

Sunday, January 31st, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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I don't know where my phone number ended up but it's been phone call after phone call from telemarketers or id theft people with promises of cheap auto insurance quotes. Thank god I have a phone that can block a ton of numbers. It's rings half a ring then hangs up them, giving them a busy signal. Without it, I would be going off the wall and seriously thinking about unplugging my phone.

Obviously Geico isn't one of those bottom feeders calling my house but the picture is funny all the same.

 car insurance

Day Time TV Sucks

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 | Rant and Raves with No Comments »
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Was sick today, which meant a lot of daytime TV watching. TV is terrible during the day. Same old stuff over and over again. At points during the day there is literally nothing on. The old Gary Shandling Show, terrible. One Day at a Time, a total nightmare of the unfunniest people ever. I even caught myself watching an info commercial for a mesothelioma lawyer. That's how bad it is when an info commercial on an asbestos related cancer is the most exciting thing on. Trust me, it's not a glamorous as Julia Roberts in a tight shirt makes it out to be.

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