Barely Hanging On Blog » Sports Talk http://www.barelyhangingon.com Sometimes we are just barely hanging on. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:23:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Patrick Kane Stays Classy http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/patrick-kane-stays-classy/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/patrick-kane-stays-classy/#comments Sun, 13 Jun 2010 12:40:05 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=4516 This is what you got out of him at a recent Black Hawks Stanley Cup celebration. Darwin is rolling in his grave. Kane just threw some serious doubt into the theory of Evolution.

"I'll try to keep my shirt on all summer and for all the cab drivers out there, I love you," Kane said at a recent Hawks rally.

Full Story – Kane says he needs to be 'careful'

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]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/patrick-kane-stays-classy/feed/ 0 Jeremy Roenick Cries After Stanley Cup Finals http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/jeremy-roenick-cries-after-stanley-cup-finals/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/jeremy-roenick-cries-after-stanley-cup-finals/#comments Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:46:27 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=4508 What a douche bag. Totally hilarious. Poor girl.

]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/jeremy-roenick-cries-after-stanley-cup-finals/feed/ 0 Mark Teixeira in a Tutu http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/mark-teixeira-in-a-tutu/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/mark-teixeira-in-a-tutu/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:10:30 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=4464 My girlfriend and I went to the Sky Dome on Saturday to see my Yankees play the Jays. The game went 14 innings and they stop serving beer after 7 innings. I ran out in the ninth after my stockpile dried up. Ever watch 5 innings of baseball without beer? Nu-ff said.

I probably spent about $300 in between tickets, travel, lunch and booze. For what? To watch Teixeira strike out 5 friggin times. In my girlfriends slow pitch league if you strike out you have to wear a Tutu. Thanks Mark for giving us a good show. It was great to travel an hour and a half, spend 3 bills and watch you swing worse than a girl.

In your honour, here is your Tutu.

 Mark Teixeira stikes out 5 times

]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/mark-teixeira-in-a-tutu/feed/ 0 New Tiger Woods Game Out http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/new-tiger-woods-game-out/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/new-tiger-woods-game-out/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 01:48:23 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=4109 I haven't seen this one in the stores yet but I am keeping my eyes open.

 

]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/new-tiger-woods-game-out/feed/ 0 Tiger Woods Heckler Tasered? http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/tiger-woods-heckler-tasered/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/tiger-woods-heckler-tasered/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 19:53:38 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3956 A rowdy drunk golf fan was tasered over the weekend at the Players for heckling the golfers at the 11th hole. Travis Parmelee, of Jacksonville, was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, said St. Johns County Sheriff's Office Capt. Dave Messenger.  Parmelee pulled away as officers tried to put him into a golf cart, Messenger said, prompting one to touch him with a stun gun. Messenger said it was clear Parmelee had been drinking.

The YouTube clip below is an audio describing the incident which indicates that Travis was heckling Tiger Woods about his recent adultery. I have also included a source story which explains the event in more detail. I wish the NHL would get on board and bring out the tasers for Penguins and Flyer's road games. A boy can dream.

Travis Parmelee

Travis Parmelee, Golf Fan, TASERED & Arrested At Players Championship

]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/tiger-woods-heckler-tasered/feed/ 0 The Caps Collapse http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/the-caps-collapse/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/the-caps-collapse/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:32:07 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3886 A picture is worth 1,000 words. Thanks for the season.

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]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/the-caps-collapse/feed/ 0 Funny Pictures of Sidney Crosby http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/funny-pictures-of-sidney-crosby/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/funny-pictures-of-sidney-crosby/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:28:47 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3734 Found a couple more of the NHL poster boy today. There are quite a few people looking for funny Sidney Crosby pictures here everyday. Enjoy!

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]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/funny-pictures-of-sidney-crosby/feed/ 0 Habs Fans http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/habs-fans/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/habs-fans/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:32:37 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3678 At least you have four games left. Three according to PJ Stock.

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]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/habs-fans/feed/ 0 Video of Texas Stadium Implosion http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/video-of-texas-stadium-implosion/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/video-of-texas-stadium-implosion/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:34:17 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3553 I have to post the video of Texas Stadium imploding. It's pretty cool to watch a big place like that drop to the ground. I was reading a few news articles about it and they were saying that fans were a few hundred yards away watching. Wouldn't you be worried about sucking down that dust? It just screams Mesothelioma. Not that I am saying there was asbestos in there but I would be risking taking the dust you see in this video down the lungs anytime soon.

]]> http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/video-of-texas-stadium-implosion/feed/ 0 Hockey Pools Took 10 Years Off My Life http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/hockey-pools-took-10-years-off-my-life/ http://www.barelyhangingon.com/sports-talk/hockey-pools-took-10-years-off-my-life/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:57:27 +0000 Barely Hanging On http://www.barelyhangingon.com/?p=3455 I don't know if any of you are in any sports pools but I imagine this time of year you have basketball, golf, hockey and baseball pools on the go. I think this is the last year for me and hockey pools. I can't take the pressure anymore. Saturday night I thought I was going to have to get an oximeter just to get through the early games. It turn out too bad for me. I won a suicide pool this weekend but I figure I took about 10 years off of my life pacing around the last three weeks. I have another hockey pool I can't wait to be over either. I am in front but losing ground here and there. I can't take the pressure.

Anybody know how to run a Masters Golf Pool?

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