It's been a long time. We missed you. 

I love the new NHL 11 from Ea Sports. It is so realistic. I almost feel like I am an NHL player. This morning I felt like Matt Cooke. Nice eh?

This is what you got out of him at a recent Black Hawks Stanley Cup celebration. Darwin is rolling in his grave. Kane just threw some serious doubt into the theory of Evolution.

"I'll try to keep my shirt on all summer and for all the cab drivers out there, I love you," Kane said at a recent Hawks rally.

Full Story – Kane says he needs to be 'careful'

What a douche bag. Totally hilarious. Poor girl.

My girlfriend and I went to the Sky Dome on Saturday to see my Yankees play the Jays. The game went 14 innings and they stop serving beer after 7 innings. I ran out in the ninth after my stockpile dried up. Ever watch 5 innings of baseball without beer? Nu-ff said.

I probably spent about $300 in between tickets, travel, lunch and booze. For what? To watch Teixeira strike out 5 friggin times. In my girlfriends slow pitch league if you strike out you have to wear a Tutu. Thanks Mark for giving us a good show. It was great to travel an hour and a half, spend 3 bills and watch you swing worse than a girl.

In your honour, here is your Tutu.

I haven't seen this one in the stores yet but I am keeping my eyes open.

A rowdy drunk golf fan was tasered over the weekend at the Players for heckling the golfers at the 11th hole. Travis Parmelee, of Jacksonville, was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, said St. Johns County Sheriff's Office Capt. Dave Messenger.  Parmelee pulled away as officers tried to put him into a golf cart, Messenger said, prompting one to touch him with a stun gun. Messenger said it was clear Parmelee had been drinking.

The YouTube clip below is an audio describing the incident which indicates that Travis was heckling Tiger Woods about his recent adultery. I have also included a source story which explains the event in more detail. I wish the NHL would get on board and bring out the tasers for Penguins and Flyer's road games. A boy can dream.

Travis Parmelee, Golf Fan, TASERED & Arrested At Players Championship

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Thanks for the season.