Here's is a small collection of stories off of the wire. Enjoy!

Man accused of stealing coins at mall fountain - Memphis police said a security officer at a downtown mall found a man in the mall's fountain, stealing coins. The man, 47, was charged with stealing about $33 from the fountain at Peabody Place. He was jailed on $100 bond.

Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow – It was a Zinger of a theft in Tennessee. It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company. The Kingsport Times-News cites a report from the Sullivan County Sheriff's Office in reporting 34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.

Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants – Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams

Man upset over gas pump drives SUV through window – A man was charged with attempted murder after authorities said he drove his truck through the window of a service station. Jefferson County Chief Deputy Randy Christian said a 49-year-old man pulled into a BP station on Alabama 75 in Pinson Sunday morning and got into a dispute with the clerk because the pump was turned off. Christian said the station has a pay-first policy.

Man with 21 knives arrested after calling police – Austin police say a man who called 911 to complain about alleged bank fraud was arrested when he was found with a machete and 20 other knives or blades. Douglas Dockery, 50, was jailed Monday on charges of unlawful carrying of a weapon, plus having prohibited weapons such as a switchblade or knuckles

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Meth is just do damn sexy. I found this great little collection of meth head photos. It's called the The Faces of Meth: Before & After. Some of them don't look like they had much to start off with and the meth may be an improvement. Remember kids, only dopes do dope. Or people that love big hideous pulsating red open sores on their face.

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and drags it behind his truck in a high speed chase. It's all caught on video.

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This is the second person that has lost it at Mcdonalds in the past week. Earlier 24-year-old Melodi Dushane from Ohio reached through the window of a drive through in a McNugget Rage and allegedly attacked an employee.

In this video a large black woman was caught on tape throwing a rage because she didn't get her burger done the right way. She tried to take it back, threw a bucket of water, attacked the staff with "wet floor" sign and then threw the cash registers on the floor. I tell you this food is like a drug to people. I have never wanted a McNugget or McDonalds burger bad enough to want to beat somebody up. The police are looking for this person.

The Kansas City Crimestoppers are offering a reward for information in this case. If you know who this woman is, call the TIPS Hotline at 816-474-TIPS.

 

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Some headlines just write themselves and others don't. This one caught my eye, that's for sure.

Hayden Wright who is 4 years old, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  Officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption. All of this after stealing the neighbours Christmas presents.

A 4 year old, drunk, cross dressing burglar. Awesome!

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No kidding. Nobody want to wish that act upon anybody else. Seems Anna Bambino likes to hit the bottle and call a married couple six times demanding that they take her on for a three way. I think it would have been more of a news story if they would have said yes and somebody found out about it. Needless to say they called the cops and she was arrested for harassing them.

Here is the Source it's a good read:

Waterbury woman arrested after demanding sex with married couple, police say

Want some more fun? Look at the losers commenting on the story. They deserve much more harder news to challenge their big brains. Too funny, I would love to start calling them and demanding sex. I wonder how long they could hold out before it becomes news. It must be nice to be perfect. Enjoy!

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You have to see this one. Drunk and beligerant gets your face smashed through a window. The cops are trying to have the video take down on the internet. Good luck with that.

Read the entire story at the Source: BART police probe scuffle with passenger, seek video

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 Same old thing, prostitution sting on Craig's List. When are people going to get it. You just can't get it on Craig's List anymore.

JACKSON COUNTY, Mississippi – More than a dozen people looking for love on-line are now looking for bail money.  Police from Gulfport to Biloxi teamed up for an undercover sting, targeting escort services and individuals listed on Craig's List. Officers posing as both johns and escorts arrested 17 people on prostitution and drug charges. More arrests are expected.
Police say they're trying to send a message that prostitution is not welcome in southeast Mississippi and they will target everyone who engages in illegal sexual acts.

There are great pictures at The Source. Megan Mumley would be the only one that doesn't look like they belong at the people of walmart website.

If you are wondering what the rest of her looks like, she isn't hiding much at her Face Book page.

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These have to be the worst criminal disguises ever in the history of crime. These two geniuses thought they had the perfect disguises to pull of a robbery. Instead of springing a couple of bucks for a Richard Nixon mask like any decent run of the mill criminal would they decided to paint each others faces with black permanent marker. Needless to say cops had no problem identifying them when they pulled over their car which matched the decription of the getaway car.

The Source has the full story.

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make sure that he isn't a trained Cage Fighter. And make doubly sure there aren't two of them. This video caught by Britain's surveillance cameras shows to unemployed losers picking a fight with the wrong guys. The losers thought they were attacking a couple of transvestites but instead they turned out to be Cage Fighters dressed in drag.  Watch the men in the black dress give him two great punches.

The losers were sentenced to a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am. Read more: Thugs-attack-men-dresses–turn-cage-fighters

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