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		<title>Leah Efay Davis Isn&#8217;t Rudy Huxtable</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Keshia Knight Pulliam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leah Efay Davis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just for the record, if you are going to try and claim to be a famous person try and make it believable. Such is the case of Leah Efay Davis who was caught shoplifting from a mall in Provo. She claimed to be Keshia Knight Pulliam who played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just for the record, if you are going to try and claim to be a famous person try and make it believable. Such is the case of Leah Efay Davis who was caught shoplifting from a mall in Provo. She claimed to be <span>Keshia Knight Pulliam who played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show and told authorities that she owned the mall in question and wasn&#39;t really stealing.&nbsp; She might have been better off claiming to be Marty Feldman. Cops didn&#39;t buy it and I will let the picture proof speak for itself.<br /> </span></p>
<p>This is Leah Efay Davis</p>
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<p>This is <span>Keshia Knight Pulliam</span></p>
<p>  <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/seanjuan_2006/keisha019.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/seanjuan_2006/keisha019.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>  <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/96bearcat/More/KeishaKnight-Pulliam.jpg?o=9" target="_blank"><img src="http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/More/KeishaKnight-Pulliam.jpg" border="0" width="449" height="601" /></a>  <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/BIGDICKDEE1/WOMEN%20I%20WOULD%20LOVE%20TO%20FUCK%202/keshia_knight_pulliam_Rg1SU.jpg?o=26" target="_blank"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/BIGDICKDEE1/WOMEN%20I%20WOULD%20LOVE%20TO%20FUCK%202/keshia_knight_pulliam_Rg1SU.jpg?o=26" target="_blank"><img src="http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad263/BIGDICKDEE1/WOMEN%20I%20WOULD%20LOVE%20TO%20FUCK%202/keshia_knight_pulliam_Rg1SU.jpg" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p>
<p>  <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/reyesbulldog_26/keshia-knight-pulliam-2.jpg?o=23" target="_blank"><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/reyesbulldog_26/keshia-knight-pulliam-2.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>This is Marty Feldman</p>
<p> <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/keshia%20knight%20pulliam/seanjuan_2006/keisha019.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"></a>  <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/marty%20feldman/tolunafoto/marty_feldman.jpg?o=25" target="_blank"><img src="http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad267/tolunafoto/marty_feldman.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
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		<title>Woman Steals Case of Beer Upskirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I won&#39;t go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtailsAamUA Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I won&#39;t go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtailsAamUA&#038;fmt=18">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtailsAamUA</a></p></p>
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		<title>Woman Sets Up Meth Lab in Walmart</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually Elizabeth Alisha Halfmoon wasn&#39;t successful in setting up the lab. She admitted that she wasn&#39;t very good at making meth. She forgot the cough medicine part. Security cameras caught her in a Walmart going from shelf to shelf collecting the ingredients and then trying to put them together to make meth. Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually Elizabeth Alisha Halfmoon wasn&#39;t successful in setting up the lab. She admitted that she wasn&#39;t very good at making meth. She forgot the cough medicine part. Security cameras caught her in a Walmart going from shelf to shelf collecting the ingredients and then trying to put them together to make meth.</p>
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		<title>Heather Daughdrill Gets Sexy with Bible Camp Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you are thinking. Sign me up for Bible Camp. Imagine if a dude was hanging out at bible camp picking up 13 year old girls. I would have to imagine that he would be strung up and hung in public. There is some kind of promo video Heather Daughdrill made promoting art [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know what you are thinking. Sign me up for Bible Camp. Imagine if a dude was hanging out at bible camp picking up 13 year old girls. I would have to imagine that he would be strung up and hung in public. There is some kind of promo video Heather Daughdrill made promoting art or something that nobody cares about. At least you get a good look at her.</p>
<p>A 28-year-old Lake Charles-area woman faces a bevy of charges after  Louisiana police said she repeatedly had sex with a 13-year-old boy who  she met at the Bible camp where she was a teacher/aide.</p>
<p>According to the Sulphur Daily News,  Heather Daughdrill initiated the relationship in June and it continued  until a complaint was filed in October. After her arrest on November 29,  police told the paper that Daughdrill would pick her victim up from  school without his parents&#39; knowledge and subject him to sexual  encounters. Louisiana cops also reportedly found sexually explicit texts  between Daughdrill and her victim.</p>
<p> Daughdrill&#39;s laundry list of charges, in that weird Napoleonic code  they use across the Sabine River:  Four counts of carnal knowledge of a  juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd-degree  kidnapping; one count contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile (for  the hooky-sex, we presume); and one count indecent behavior with a  juvenile.
<p>Calcasieu Parish officials say they will also be tacking on another  charge of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile and their counterparts  in Beauregard Parish will be adding three more counts of 2nd-degree  kidnapping, all of which are in relation to the same 13-year-old boy.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/10849377?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/10849377">Lake Charles Art Walk</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3572413">Heather Daughdrill</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p> </p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/heather_daughdrill_busted_for.php" target="_blank">Source </a> </p>
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		<title>Faces of Meth Kimberly Gill</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See what living in a suspected meth house will do to you. Kimberly Gill was picked up in just such a house after a traffic stop let them to a house she shared with some other upstanding citizens. Inside they found suspected cocaine, meth, weed and assorted paraphernalia. I look at pictures of myself from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See what living in a suspected meth house will do to you. Kimberly Gill was picked up in just such a house after a traffic stop let them to a house she shared with some other upstanding citizens. Inside they found suspected cocaine, meth, weed and assorted paraphernalia.</p>
<p> I look at pictures of myself from ten years ago and I&#39;m no prize but I ain&#39;t that bad either. Living on the Lost Highway can be a harsh mistress.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/Kimberly-Gill-Meth-Head.jpg" border="0" alt="Kimberly Gill Meth Head" title="Kimberly Gill Meth Head" width="396" height="243" /></p>
<p>Read the whole story at <a href="http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/11/five_longview_crime_all-stars.php" target="_blank">The Source</a>.</p>
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		<title>Furniture Stores Don&#8217;t Have Drive Through Windows</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine if they did? It would be hard to get a couch out that tiny window. McDonald&#39;s had a hard enough time with pizza. BELL, Calif. (KTLA) &#8212; A driver is under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into a furniture store in Bell. The accident happened around 10:30 Sunday night [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine if they did? It would be hard to get a couch out that tiny window. McDonald&#39;s had a hard enough time with pizza.</p>
<p>BELL, Calif. (KTLA) &#8212; A driver is under arrest on suspicion of driving  under the influence after crashing into a furniture store in Bell.</p>
<p> The accident happened around 10:30 Sunday night near the intersection of Gage and Flora avenues.</p>
<p> Police say a suspected drunk  driver lost control and crashed a minivan into a furniture store just  after it had closed.</p>
<div id="article-promo" class="left">Store owner Rosastela Martinez said the crash felt like an earthquake.</div>
<p> She said her husband had to hold down the driver, who was trying to run away, until police arrived.</p>
<p> The driver was arrested. He was reportedly taken to a hosptial to be treated for minor injuries.</p>
<p> No one was hurt in the crash.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-bell-minivan-into-store,0,6810439.story" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Sheila Lederer Calls Cops on Her Mailbox</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 10:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sheila Lederer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Sheila Lederer, a legite candidate for mother of the year. You have to love a dedicated mom cracked on Xanax, yelling at trees and bushed, yelling at the mailbox and calling her kids by the wrong name for a week. Sheila did give them the luxury of living in a feces invested house. She&#39;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Sheila Lederer, a legite candidate for mother of the year. You have to love a dedicated mom cracked on Xanax, yelling at trees and bushed, yelling at the mailbox and calling her kids by the wrong name for a week. Sheila did give them the luxury of living in a feces invested house. She&#39;s a beauty, this one.</p>
<p><span class="dateline">WELLINGTON</span> &mdash; A 32-year-old woman was  charged Wednesday for a July incident in which she allegedly asked  sheriff&#39;s deputies to arrest her mailbox while high on Xanax, a probable  cause affidavit says.</p>
<p>Sheila Lederer, of Wellington, was arrested  on two counts of child neglect. She was released from jail early this  morning after posting $6,000 bond, records show.</p>
<p>According to a  Palm Beach County Sheriff&#39;s probable cause affidavit, deputies went to  Lederer&#39;s house to conduct a welfare check on July 7. Before they  arrived, Lederer called 911 saying there was someone hiding in her  bushes.</p>
<p>When the deputy arrived at her house, Lederer was  screaming at a tree and said, &quot;Get out of here,&quot; the affidavit says. She  told the deputy she was talking to the tree and the deputy told her,  &quot;the tree was unable to talk and that the tree was not a person.&quot;</p>
<p>Lederer  then told the deputy to arrest her mailbox and tried to climb a bush  while yelling that someone was sitting in the bushes spying on her. She  then told the deputy she had taken the prescription drug, Xanax.</p>
<p>Before Lederer was transported, she told the  deputy no one else was in her house. But the deputy noticed some  children&#39;s toys inside. He found a 15-year-old and a 1-year-old lying in  bed. One of the children said that Lederer had been calling her the  wrong name the whole week, and knew she had a drug problem.</p>
<p>The deputy smelled urine and saw feces, old food, ants, and roaches in the house, the affidavit says.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/wellington-mom-arrested-2-kids-taken-after-telling-1948875.html" target="_blank">Source </a> </p>
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		<title>Man Shot for Telepathically Threatening Neighbor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whatever you do try not to think about Michael Selleneit and dear lord make damn sure you don&#39;t think about his wife. If you do you might end up like his neighbor Tony Pierce, shot. Tony ended up on the other side of&#160; Michael Selleneit&#39;s gun for telepathically threatening him and telepathically raping his wife [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever you do try not to think about Michael Selleneit and dear lord make damn sure you don&#39;t think about his wife. If you do you might end up like his neighbor Tony Pierce, shot. Tony ended up on the other side of&nbsp; Michael Selleneit&#39;s gun for telepathically threatening him and telepathically raping his wife on several occaisions. Of course there is no proof this ever happened. Go figure. I&#39;m trying not think about it.</p>
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<p class="NormalParagraphStyle"><span class="source-org vcard"><span class="org fn">Salt Lake </span></span><span class="updated">-</span> The man who shot his neighbor Sunday in Centerville claimed he did it in self-defense, according to jail documents.</p>
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<p class="TEXT_w_Indent">  The neighbor, Tony Pierce, 41, remained in a battle for his life Monday.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> The bullet that entered his back hit several  vital organs, including the sac around his heart. His spleen was removed  in surgery, said Lt. Paul Child of the Centerville Police Department.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> Police arrested Michael Selleneit, 53, who  was charged Monday with felony counts of attempted murder and unlawful  weapon possession. The attempted murder charge carries the possibility  of up to life in prison.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> According to a probable cause statement filed  with the Davis County jail, Selleneit told detectives he shot Pierce in  self-defense with intent to kill him. Selleneit claimed Pierce had been  &quot;telepathically threatening&quot; to kill Selleneit and his wife.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> &quot;Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions,&quot; police wrote in the statement.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> Police emphasized again on Monday that Selleneit had been making such accusations for years and there was no validity to them.</p>
<p class="TEXT_w_Indent"> &quot;Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true,&quot; Childs said.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/52817997-78/selleneit-police-pierce-centerville.html.csp" target="_blank">Source </a> </p>
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		<title>Batman Grabs Probation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may recall last May when I featured a story about Batman (Batman Has Let Himself Go) getting pinched for hanging from a local business and having a few assorted weapons on hand. Batman just got probation and is no longer allowed to wear costumes any longer. Looks like somebody else will have to answer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may recall last May when I featured a story about Batman (<a href="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/stupid-criminals/batman-has-let-himself-go/" title="Permanent Link to Batman Has Let Himself Go">Batman Has Let Himself Go</a>) getting pinched for hanging from a local business and having a few assorted weapons on hand. Batman just got probation and is no longer allowed to wear costumes any longer. Looks like somebody else will have to answer the bat signal when Commissioner Gordon calls.</p>
<p>(CBS/AP) PETOSKEY, Mich. &#8211; Mark  Williams, a man who was arrested after being spotted atop a building  while wearing a Batman costume, was sentenced Monday to six months of  probation, according to a report.</p>
<p>In  addition, a judge told the 32-year-old Williams he&#39;s not allowed to wear  costumes &#8211; including the Batman one he was wearing when Petoskey police  picked him up in May, the Petoskey News-Review reports.</p>
<p>The Harbor Springs man earlier pleaded guilty to attempted resisting/obstructing an officer.</p>
<p>Williams said he was inspired by others who dress as super heroes to prevent crime and reach out to the homeless.</p>
<p>Officers  in Petoskey, about 225 miles northwest of Detroit, also confiscated a  baton-like weapon and a can of chemical irritant spray. Williams says he  didn&#39;t intend to use them.</p>
<p> <img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/batman.jpg" border="0" alt="mark williams as batman" title="mark williams as batman" width="300" height="305" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20122064-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.5" target="_blank">Source </a> </p>
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		<title>Breast Inspector Gets Busted</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one happened in 2006 and prosecutors have just cut a deal with Phillip Winikoff but I couldn&#39;t resist the headline. It seems fitting. The Florida man thought that it would be the perfect time to cop a few feels since the Women&#39;s Breast Health Initiative was going door to door to educate women on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one happened in 2006 and prosecutors have just cut a deal with Phillip Winikoff but I couldn&#39;t resist the headline. It seems fitting. The Florida man thought that it would be the perfect time to cop a few feels since the Women&#39;s Breast Health Initiative was going door to door to educate women on breast cancer. He grabbed his little black bag and went door to door to educate women on being molested by a creepy old man.</p>
<p> Florida &#8211; An 81-year-old Florida  man busted for performing fake breast exams on two women has struck a  deal with prosecutors that saves him from a 45-year prison sentence.</p>
<p>Phillip Winikoff was arrested in 2006 for pretending to be a doctor at an apartment complex in Lauderdale Lakes, according to a police report.</p>
<p>He  was slapped with multiple charges, including sexual battery, as well as  practicing medicine without a license, the report said.</p>
<p>Winikoff&#39;s lawyers told a Broward County judge on Tuesday that he had reached a deal with prosecutors, The Sun Sentinel reported.</p>
<p>The  specifics of the deal have not been disclosed, but if convicted in  trial, he would likely have spent the rest of his life in prison.</p>
<p>Winikoff used a little black doctor&#39;s bag to carry out his illicit ruse, according to police.</p>
<p>He  conned his way into the first victim&#39;s apartment, a 36-year-old woman,  then once inside the residence &quot;touched the victim&#39;s breast,&quot; according  to the report. The woman realized something was wrong when he moved his  hand down into her pants and fondled her.</p>
<p>He &quot;fled the scene,&quot; police said, but found at least one more victim and did the same to her before being arrested.</p>
<p>Winikoff&#39;s  alleged con happened at around the same time an organization called the  Women&#39;s Breast Health Initiative started going door to door offering  information on breast cancer and free mammograms.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/thumb-Phillip%20Winikoff.jpg" border="0" alt="Phillip Winikoff" title="Phillip Winikoff" width="450" height="349" /></p>
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