Browsing Category: "Stupid Criminals"

Mom Allegedly Steals 6k from Daughters Girl Scout Troop

Tuesday, May 8th, 2012 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Yup, you read that right.  Ana Isabel Juarez, 30, has been arrested for fleecing her six  year old daughters Girl Scout troop of 6k. She spent it on the important things in life: gas, nails, Nordstroms and Victoria’s Secret. You can read the entire news story at the Source which also indicates that Juarez had an arrest warrant out stemming from a 2001 grand theft embezzlement case in Huntington Park.

If she is found guilty they should let those little girls pelt her in the public square with their Girl Scout cookies and make her pay for them. Remember, just because a woman is office hot doesn't mean she can't be a scumbag too.

Ana Isabel Juarez, 30,

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested In Roseville

Saturday, April 28th, 2012 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Flying under the radar with a name like Obiwan Kenobi is probably a hard thing to do. Even with the power of jedi mind tricks, which apparently this Obiwan Kenobi does not have.

ROSEVILLE, Calif. (KCRA) — Jedi-mind tricks apparently weren’t enough to keep Obiwan Kenobi out of the Placer County Jail.Roseville police said that over the weekend they arrested a 37-year-old with the same name as the Star Wars character on suspicion of hit-and-run causing injury. Kenobi was also wanted on an unrelated charge of petty theft, authorities said.Kenobi was arrested in connection with a five-vehicle crash that took place March 19 at Fairway and Rosehall drives.Officers said that three vehicles were stopped in the straight-ahead lane of westbound Fairway when another vehicle stopped in the left-turn lane. A fifth vehicle, which was described as a green Toyota, collided with two cars it tried to merge between. The crash set off a chain-reaction, causing two other vehicle to be hit.

 

Leah Efay Davis Isn’t Rudy Huxtable

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Just for the record, if you are going to try and claim to be a famous person try and make it believable. Such is the case of Leah Efay Davis who was caught shoplifting from a mall in Provo. She claimed to be Keshia Knight Pulliam who played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show and told authorities that she owned the mall in question and wasn't really stealing.  She might have been better off claiming to be Marty Feldman. Cops didn't buy it and I will let the picture proof speak for itself.

This is Leah Efay Davis

Leah Efay Davis

This is Keshia Knight Pulliam

 

This is Marty Feldman

Woman Steals Case of Beer Upskirt

Friday, December 30th, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

Woman Sets Up Meth Lab in Walmart

Friday, December 9th, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Actually Elizabeth Alisha Halfmoon wasn't successful in setting up the lab. She admitted that she wasn't very good at making meth. She forgot the cough medicine part. Security cameras caught her in a Walmart going from shelf to shelf collecting the ingredients and then trying to put them together to make meth.

Heather Daughdrill Gets Sexy with Bible Camp Kid

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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I know what you are thinking. Sign me up for Bible Camp. Imagine if a dude was hanging out at bible camp picking up 13 year old girls. I would have to imagine that he would be strung up and hung in public. There is some kind of promo video Heather Daughdrill made promoting art or something that nobody cares about. At least you get a good look at her.

A 28-year-old Lake Charles-area woman faces a bevy of charges after Louisiana police said she repeatedly had sex with a 13-year-old boy who she met at the Bible camp where she was a teacher/aide.

According to the Sulphur Daily News, Heather Daughdrill initiated the relationship in June and it continued until a complaint was filed in October. After her arrest on November 29, police told the paper that Daughdrill would pick her victim up from school without his parents' knowledge and subject him to sexual encounters. Louisiana cops also reportedly found sexually explicit texts between Daughdrill and her victim.

Daughdrill's laundry list of charges, in that weird Napoleonic code they use across the Sabine River: Four counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd-degree kidnapping; one count contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile (for the hooky-sex, we presume); and one count indecent behavior with a juvenile.

Calcasieu Parish officials say they will also be tacking on another charge of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile and their counterparts in Beauregard Parish will be adding three more counts of 2nd-degree kidnapping, all of which are in relation to the same 13-year-old boy.

Lake Charles Art Walk from Heather Daughdrill on Vimeo.

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Faces of Meth Kimberly Gill

Thursday, December 1st, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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See what living in a suspected meth house will do to you. Kimberly Gill was picked up in just such a house after a traffic stop let them to a house she shared with some other upstanding citizens. Inside they found suspected cocaine, meth, weed and assorted paraphernalia.

I look at pictures of myself from ten years ago and I'm no prize but I ain't that bad either. Living on the Lost Highway can be a harsh mistress.

Kimberly Gill Meth Head

Read the whole story at The Source.

Furniture Stores Don’t Have Drive Through Windows

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Imagine if they did? It would be hard to get a couch out that tiny window. McDonald's had a hard enough time with pizza.

BELL, Calif. (KTLA) — A driver is under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into a furniture store in Bell.

The accident happened around 10:30 Sunday night near the intersection of Gage and Flora avenues.

Police say a suspected drunk driver lost control and crashed a minivan into a furniture store just after it had closed.

Store owner Rosastela Martinez said the crash felt like an earthquake.

She said her husband had to hold down the driver, who was trying to run away, until police arrived.

The driver was arrested. He was reportedly taken to a hosptial to be treated for minor injuries.

No one was hurt in the crash.

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