Right beside a news van at that. Some people have all the luck. Why can't a transgendered brawl break out when I am stopping by the store. I have no luck.

There are lots of things that I find tasty, eyebrows are not one of them. Luis Miguel on the other hand, doesn't seem to mind them.

Los Angeles – 29-year-old Buena Park man has been arrested for allegedly biting off a man's eyebrow during a fight, chewing it and spitting it out,  police said Wednesday.

"It's a pretty good chunk … about the size of an egg," Cpl. Andy Luong of the Buena Park Police Department told The Times.

Luis Miguel Aguilar was arrested by detectives Monday. He was being held in the Buena Park Jail and is expected to be arraigned Thursday on one count of felony mayhem at the North Justice Center in Fullerton, Luong said.

The victim, a 41-year-old Placentia man, will require reconstructive surgery as a result of the fight that broke out Friday night at a party in the 7500 block of El Cerro Drive, Luong said. The victim's name was not released.

Luong said the two men did not know each other.

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While it's not an official award by any means I double dare anybody to produce another that could snatch this title from Kenneth E. Downs. Lock up your teenage daughters because Kenneth is on the prowl and looking to do some nasty things. He's not hiding it either. If fact he is advertising it on utility poles.

Louisville Metro Police are accusing a 67-year-old man of leaving sexually explicit notes on utility poles for a 15-year-old girl.

Kenneth E. Downs, of Lillian Avenue, was arrested and charged with second-degree stalking and harassing communications. He was being held at Metro Corrections on a $10,000 cash bond.

Downs is accused of leaving notes on poles along the girl’s walk to a bus stop between Aug. 29 and Sept. 2, describing what he wanted “to do physically” to her, according to an arrest warrant.

The notes included the name of the girl, who is a neighbor of Downs’, and suggested a meeting place, the warrant said.

Downs admitted to police that he wrote the notes and “reiterated to the officer the sexually explicit things” he would like to do to the girl, according to the warrant.

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Yup, he's Gumby dammit and he tried to rob a 7-Eleven in Rancho Penasquitos, Calif. He didn't make so hot. He actually dropped twenty seven cents on the floor while fumbling through his pockets pretending to pull a gun. No word as of yet whether Pokey was involved or not.

Some headlines just grab your attention right off the top. And what could be more of an attention grabber than a half naked, sword wielding Samurai that is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

MERRILLVILLE, Ind. (AP) — State police say troopers found a shirtless man marching along Interstate 65 in northwestern Indiana while holding a nearly 3 foot-long samurai-style sword.

The man was spotted Sunday near where a car was abandoned in the middle lane of I-65 in Merrillville. Police say the man swung the sword in a defensive manner as officers approached him but dropped it when ordered. He then tried to get into an SUV that had stopped to avoid hitting the man and officers.

Police say that after the man was taken into custody he gave troopers different names or addresses. When he was taken to the Lake County Jail, he said that he was "cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" but wouldn't give his identity.

Think your neighbors are bad. Thank your lucky stars you don't have live beside Paul A. Olson. There's a handy video and jump for you to look at.

MADISON, Wis. — A community on Madison's East Side is upset over a sign one of their neighbors posted in his yard.

Paul A. Olson, 51, was arrested Sunday on a charge of disorderly conduct, and residents along Hummingbird Lane said they're afraid of what he might do — not just because of the sign but also because of what police said he's done before.

Neighbors said a piece of plywood spray painted with the words "Euthanize Welfare Kids" was on display in Olson's yard."This particular act of putting up a sign that says 'Euthanize Welfare Kids,' that's really inappropriate," said Alderwoman Lauren Cnare, who represents District 3 on the Common Council. "The hardest perhaps thing about this, besides the hateful thought behind it, is that this is on a walking route to an elementary school."

Madison police said Olson was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct on Sunday not for the sign but for standing in front of a picture window in his home and mooning several people outside. Police said witnesses reported Olson exposed his naked buttocks and placed his back side on the glass window.

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Well maybe second worst. We all know who the worst ever is. Jessica is a close runner up. Watch the video below as she spanks the hell out of her 10 month old baby, grabs her by the legs, and tells her that she is going to beat her worse. Not in the video below is the fact that she was also blowing pot smoke into her mouth to shut her up. All was caught on film by her roommate's cell phone. Who btw did nothing to stop any of it but I guess getting the evidence and handing it in so Jessica got arrested is still good.

She beat her baby because she couldn't find something to wear. A pig with lipstick is still a pig so I don't know why that would matter.

If you can find her facebook page that is mentioned let me know. I can't find it.

I don't really have much to say. The story speaks for itself.

Mesa, Arizona – A Mesa man was arrested on theft charges after police said he was caught on video trying to steal an Albino Boa Constrictor and other exotic reptiles by stuffing them down his pants.

Eric Fiegel, 22, was arrested at 3:40 p.m. Tuesday after police reviewed surveillance footage from a pet shop that shows a man stealing  baby albino boa constrictors July 30 from Predator's Reptile Center in Mesa by placing them in his pants and exiting the store, according to Mesa police.

Police said he reportedly entered the store, removed several baby snakes from their cage, and exited without paying. He allegedly returned later in the evening and left with several more snakes hidden in his pants, police reported.

According to police, Fiegel then traveled to another pet store and traded several of the snakes for $175 and a large reptile tank valued at $175.

A witness obtained a license number which police used to locate Fiegel.

Fiegel was later positively identified from a police lineup by two witnesses and also from the surveillance footage that showed him placing the snakes in his pants, according to a police report.