It happens to me all the time. Held back because I am too sexy. Not really but it did actually happen to Olivia Sprauer. A teacher in Florida was recently let go because of her career as a bikini model. The former Martin County High School English teacher was hauled into the principals office and told that her teaching time was over. All as a result of her bikini photos being brought to the attention of the principal.  Olivia models under the name Victoria James and has a portfolio on Model Mayhem of mostly bikini photos and poses. This of course didn’t sit right with the Florida school district that has confirmed Olivia is no longer employed with them.

I guess nobody thought to tell principal Alfred Fabrizio or the school board that their whole train wreck of a State exists only because hundreds of thousands of people every year flock to it so they can get into their bathing suits. I don’t think they are booking hotels there to watch drug infused zombies bite the faces of other people. Wait, maybe there are.

Olivia Sprauer

My parents were never cool. They never let me drive a car at a high rate of speed on an icy road when I was eight years old. I had a bike, never a car. I don’t know what the big deal is. I encountered a dozen worse drivers in my travels today alone. All of them were older than eight.  A couple of them much older.

Stupid people are always an easy target for others. That makes the nazis from Westboro the easiest in the known Universe. Enjoy the Westboro Mingle. I spit my drink out watching this dating parody video.

Westboro Mingle by TheShortsShow

Who pocket dials these days? Matthew Dollarhide does apparently and when he does he goes big. Pocket dialing 911 and then having a conversation with your bro about drugs is probably not the best idea in the world.

RANGE CITY, Fla. — A conversation about selling prescription pills landed an Orange City tow truck driver in jail after his cellphone pocket-dialed 911 and dispatchers listened in, according to a report.

Authorities said Matthew Dollarhide, 19, was surprised when a Volusia County Sheriff’s deputy pulled him and two coworkers over on Tuesday and asked why they were talking about selling drugs…. Read More

It’s a news story that you wish had photos but I can’t find any and I wore google out searching. Two strippers got into a public cat fight in Juneau but it wasn’t over important things like a man or who was going to get the next line of the dummy dust to put up their nose. It was over a one dollar bill. Tough times in Juneau. One of the dancers being pregnant is just icing on the cake. Stay classy.

JUNEAU – Two dancers at Silk Exotic, 112 E. Oak St., were cited for disorderly conduct Thursday night after getting into a fight on stage over a dollar.

According to a press release from the Dodge County Sheriff’s Department, deputies responded to Silk at 9:30 p.m. Thursday night for a call about a fight. When they arrived, they found that two of the dancers, ages 19 and 23, had gotten into a physical fight on stage over a dollar bill. One of the customers had attempted to give the bill to one of the dancers, but the other took exception because she felt that she had earned that dollar.

The press release states that both women fell to the floor, punching and slapping each other and each pulled out some of the other’s hair. One of the dancers was pregnant. The fight was broken up by other dancers and customers.

- Exotic dancers fight over dollar bill

I feel bad there is no photo so here is something as close as I could find.

This what happens to people on a plane that can’t behave themselves. This one allegedly occured on a flight from Iceland to New York. The 46 year old passenger became intoxicated and wrestling with other passengers. The flight crew and passengers ended up subduing him with duct tape and zip ties.

A team photo for racism as portrayed by the Chi Omega Girls of Penn State. I always thought that to get into college you would need half a brain in your head. These sonority morons prove that theory wrong. I don’t think anybody can argue that dressing up for a  Mexican theme party is wrong but the signs about smoking weed and cutting grass is way over the line.

I was surprised how many idiots were commenting on websites and social media that there was nothing wrong with it. I would like to see the comments if these losers dressed in black face with signs about watermelons and fried chicken or if they dressed up as geisha girls with signs about eating dogs.

Stay classy.

The penguins in my school didn't steal beer. They just wrapped our knuckles with rulers and told us we were going to hell for touching ourselves. The priests on the other hand were the ones hanging around the bars at night. That takes me back. Who knows if this is a nun or not. Could be a disguise. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.