Having time on your hands and 2,600 balloons? You can be just like Jeremy Telford, the balloon guy and create Bilbo Baggins’ home from the Hobbit. When I say time I mean over 40 hours. This video shows it all time lapsed over five minutes.

Don't you wish you had one of these? Tom Bingham has been making themed guitars for 10 years and this Millennium Falcon guitar is rocking. From the video it looks like you can even play more songs than the cantina band.

Do you have 620k laying around and need a bad assed jet turbine powered Batmobile? It's on ebay for the taking. I asked and my wfie said no. Mostly because we have no money.

Hopefully the links works: World's only jet turbine powered Batmobile 

Main features:

• Fully independent, cockpit adjustable suspension with disc brakes
• Steel tubular space/monocoque chassis
• 4 forward speed semi-automatic, sequentially shifted transmission with reverse
• 365 horsepower Boeing turboshaft engine
• Fiberglass and aluminum coachwork
• Digital avionics and centrally mounted touch-screen iPad with 3G
• Fuel cell and racing approved on-board halon fire extinguishing system
• Approx. 2800 lbs.
• DOT approved turn-signals, tail, and headlights
• On-board air-compressor
• Stereo
• Air horn
• Runs on Jet A, Kerosene, or Diesel fuel

So AMC has been advertising Breaking Bad all week. Season 3 gets underway tomorrow night and I can't wait. Today they are showing old episodes all day long. So I thought I would stay in and get caught up with Season 2. It looks like they are showing them not in order and they have cut out all of the bad words. I can get past the episodes not being in order but how the hell do you broadcast a show about Meth dealers with no swearing? AMC couldn't even fudge in pretend words they just silence it all out. Crazy. What a waste.

I was up late last night watching the old horror movie Scanners. It's a classic if you haven't seen it. People being able to blow people up with their brains. Cool idea. I get the same feeling when I am at the store and those geeks are flashing around one of those Symbol LS2208 barcode scanners. Can they use them for the powers of evil and scan my brain until I pop like I was in a micro wave oven? How about those airport security scanners? They can see right through you. I would hate to think what they are sending through the body.

As if getting insurance quotes isn't painful enough. Now you have to add the most annoying person on the face of the planet into the equation. Can you imagine having to live with a person like this in real life? There are people like this that exist in the real world. Scary.

This commercial just started running where I live. Wow, Denise is allright. There is a Taco Bell about 5 blocks from here and they don’t look like that. It’s like I live near Bizzaro Taco Bell. Or maybe Denise is from Bizzaro Taco Bell. I am not sure yet.