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Stupid Teacher Round Up

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:57:29 +0000

I haven't posted any stories about creepy and stupid teachers in awhile. The last couple of weeks there have been no shortage of stories involving the geniuses that you choose to leave your kids with for higher learning. Remember, every one of these idiots are presumed innocent until found guilty or something along those lines.

I can't find any of the picture of this genius. Meet Emma Wise, 22 years old. Emma was a chemistry teacher at Central Falls High School in Providence, RI, when police say she bought five teenagers alcohol and drank with them after a school football game. Source

Rachel L. Farrell is a little more classy. She has been accused of having sex with students in a Walmart parking lot. As with most teachers I assume she would be too cheap to drop $10 on an upscale hotel. Rachel has been accused of having sex with a number of 17 year old students. You have to love the Banger school system. Source

Sarah Holmes from GREENVILLE, N.C. is a former North Pitt English teacher who has been arrested and charged with taking incident liberties with a 17 year old student. The news stories don't say much more than that and there aren't that many stories out there. Source

knows how to throw a party. Five underage high school students and big old bottle of vodka. The 25 year old teacher from Hebron High School in Hebron in North Dakota is accused of having a booze sex party with a group of four students. She must not be all she believes herself cracked up to be as one of the students who had been drinking refused to have sex with her. Really. Source

Spiderman Sightings from Around the World

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:16:22 +0000

Actually it wasn't Spiderman that was seen but rather the Spiderman symbol. It has been reported as showing up on buildings in cities such as Rome, Paris, Madrid, Rio, London, Berlin, Los Angeles, Tokyo, New York, London, Moscow, Seoul and Sydney. Big hype for the upcoming movie release this summer. It's kind of a let down for all of us that have read The Amazing Spider-Man #121.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K8RtrP4tg

Today Was Geek Day

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:29:13 +0000

Today I had a free day to do whatever I wanted to do. No wife home and no children either. I could have spent it doing nothing but sitting on the couch like I do most days but today I decided to go out, do some shopping and walk a bit around the downtown core checking out some new stores. After it was over I decided it was a Geek Day. Although I went to a Costco and a Pharmacy for a few supplies the rest of my time was spent geeking it out.

My first stop was at a used CD/BluRay/Video Game store. If you are over the age of 30 and hanging out in a used video game store and that's the highlight of your day, you need to find a woman and move out of your mothers basement and get a real apartment. I dropped in and grabbed a few PS3 Move games like tennis, bowling and fighting. Besides the odd crack head selling some old games I was entertained by two 30+ virgins who were debating with the store owner if Sony was releasing a new video game system next year. They of course knew this to be the truth as they knew everything about video games, in their minds. I kind of felt back for the guy trying to make a few bucks selling games as I have a feeling these two clowns are probably there every day. Nice life if you can get it I guess.

My next stop was a comic book store. Are there even comic book stores anymore? This one had comics but I think it was front for getting teenagers hooked on little cards and dice rolling. I have no idea what they were doing, rolling dice, buying cards and talking about their spells of fire and ice. I just wanted to buy some Fantastic 4 and Wolverine comics to read. I think these kids should get a spell to pick up some girls and stop hanging around the comic book store talking about spells they obviously don't have but believe they do. I never saw one of them turn anything to ice when I was there.

I did get a nice Wolverine 300 comic. I dig the artwork. He looks way more menacing than the teenagers rolling their dice in the back room of a comic book store. I also grabbed a few Fantastic 4's but nothing to write home about.

I also stopped in a crazy store that had some crazy looking pipes and lamps for sale. That was my first time in one of those stores. I enjoyed looking at the artwork but it too was full of teenagers. Probably not the same ones that were throwing dice down the street but you never know. I had enough of teenagers at that point and left in a hurry.

Pictures of Ugly People

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:00:12 +0000

It's been awhile since I had post full of pictures of ugly people so I thought what the hell. I am bored at home so here are some ugly people photos I found online. Enjoy!

Sleep Well Tonight Florida

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:42:52 +0000

Yes sleep well Florida, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office has you safe and sound. Thank god they have this 89 year old criminal mastermind off the streets and behind bars. I hope she gets send up the river with general population. She needs to do a hard stretch before she hurts somebody.

Obnoxious Drunk Paid $20 to Get Off Chicago Bus

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:27:22 +0000

I love the title of this youtube video: "typical day on the cta". Props to the man that ponied up the $20 to get this jerk off of the bus. Probably the first non-government money he's ever pocketed. Although I can't tell from video if he ever got the money or not. The more I watch it I think not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4u2_LW2OIY

Stylish Headphones

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:48:52 +0000

I have redone my basement and my entertainment room. I now hate the fact that my TV and PS3 headphones are wired. The wire drags across the floor and over the table. It looks terrible and it looks messy. I am sick of fumbling over the all of the wires and nearly tripping over them every time I get up.

My only escape at work is listening to music. I sit at work with my ear buds plugged into either my iPhone or my Sirius Radio. I am constantly pulling on my ears whenever I have to move around in my cubicle. I don’t know why they don’t build them with longer wires.

At the end of my rope I am resigned to go out and buy a pair or two of cordless headphones so I can get on with my life. The last time I checked for a pair they were crazy expensive. Like everything else they have come down in price and are more affordable. Not only were they crazy expensive. They were big and bulky. That has changed as well. They are now smaller and stylish.

They even come in better quality sets than the pair the girl below is wearing.

Leah Efay Davis Isn’t Rudy Huxtable

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:17:27 +0000

Just for the record, if you are going to try and claim to be a famous person try and make it believable. Such is the case of Leah Efay Davis who was caught shoplifting from a mall in Provo. She claimed to be Keshia Knight Pulliam who played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show and told authorities that she owned the mall in question and wasn't really stealing. She might have been better off claiming to be Marty Feldman. Cops didn't buy it and I will let the picture proof speak for itself.

This is Leah Efay Davis

This is Keshia Knight Pulliam

This is Marty Feldman

Woman Steals Case of Beer Upskirt

Barely Hanging On — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:38:21 +0000

I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtailsAamUA

Rachel Uchitel Needs $300 Nipple Pumps

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:28:46 +0000

So I was haunting around google trends this morning and see that Rachel Uchitel, the girl famous only for cleaning Tiger Wods golf balls is preggo and requires $300 nipple pumps (source). That of course makes sense. There are probably millions of people on the planet that need a bowl wiener water soup to make it to the next day and this one needs $300 nipple pumps. Who said life was fair? Not me.

Here is what you are after, photos of what Wikipedia refers to as a "sports groupie".