I have nothing against playground equipment. I have fond memories as a kid going down the park with the rest of the kids in the neighbourhood to run around like a maniac on the commercial playground equipment. It was a sad day when the city pulled all of the swings and slides out of the park because they couldn't afford to maintain them anymore and the paint and glue sniffers moved in and called the park home.

I think about every time I look out my back window and gaze upon the backyard of my redneck neighbour that runs her illegal day care from her home. She has all sorts of deteriorating playground equipment scattered all over her dirty backyard. It's kind of like Sanford and Son for kids.

Here is a little salute to playground equipment for the kiddios.