I haven't had a good old fashioned public masturbation story in a long time and I still don't because this one is creepy six ways to Sunday. I don't know who is creepier the teacher masturbating in the classroom or the janitor that sniffed him out.
Hamilton Community Schools teacher Daniel DuPuis has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school. A janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. The janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.” DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.
I love this part, another stand up Christian family man. DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows. The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.