Well know I have heard everything God has an answering machine and you can call and leave a message. I hate to use the word him but lets for arguments sake. He's way to busy with the universe and creation and such to take calls but you can leave a message if you like. So if you have something you want to say to the big guy from March 7 you can dial 06-4424-4901 (or +316-4424-4901 if calling from outside the Netherlands).
I don't want to ruin the surprise but you will get, ""Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message after the beep."" Could be a good way to get your prayers answered or just let the allmighty know you are thinking about him
If anybody leaving a message gets a return call please let me know.