Cops Nab Real Ninjas in Jersey

Thursday, August 21st, 2008 | Offbeat and Weird with 1 Comment
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I love this piece not only because these two guys think that they are ninjas doing the work of Jesus but they are also adults, 19 and 20. God love them.

Cops approached a car parked in the left lane of Route 46 east and found two Clifton men dressed in black claiming to be Ninjas. The men were wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows and nunchucks, said Detective Capt. Robert Rowan.
 
Jesse Trojaniak, 19, and Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, told police they were “modern day Ninjas” also called Shinobi Warriors on their way to deliver warning letters to known drug dealers and drug users to stop their “impure” activities.

You can read the rest of the story at The Source, you have to love two heavily armed men taking down the drug cartels because they think they are ninjas. Love Jersey news.

Real Ninjas Busted


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    A friend of both TJ and Jesse // August 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 am

    Yes I know both of them personally…

    And even though both of them are technically “adults” now…they’re still teens especially recently graduated teens…though TJ (yes Tadeusz goes by that as well) graduated after Jesse and I graduated with Jesse. So even though they are adults by age…I know they’re still pure teens by heart. They have always done stupid things in the past and don’t really think properly when they decide to do it. But don’t all teens do that?

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