I remember back to when I was 23 and for some reason I never ever remember thinking I was Jesus Christ and I certainly would have never told a cop that I was. Levi Zachary Humphrey was celebrating his 23rd birthday in the water off Marco Island when he decided to spit on a corporal and tell him he was Jesus Christ. His party ended in two convictions. Oh, he was buck naked at the time just to make things interesting.
The cops found him naked, drunk, splashing in the water and yelling at himself. The took him out of the water where he refused to give his name. He told them he was Jesus and spit on the officers. Imagine this though, his finger prints showed that he was already in the system and that he was really Humphrey of 841 S.W. Third Ave. N., Golden Gate, and had a criminal record. Can you believe it? He was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and providing a false name to law enforcement.
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