Moms Not A Stripper

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 | Offbeat and Weird with No Comments »
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I have no idea if this is real or a hoax but it's pretty funny either way. An alleged picture a little kid turned for homework. It shows mom holdling onto a pole with men all around her with money in their hands. Looks like a stripper to me.

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Here is the alleged response from the mother:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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