The only positive out of this story is that it gives us all hope that we will still be able to start the car when we are old and right out it. Just like Albert Edward Ballough of Holiday, Florida. Although at that age I don't even know if taking the car out for a drive is worth the price of gas anymore. I love the date of birth: 1915/02/21

Albert Edward Ballough of 3518 Holiday Lake Drive was standing on his front porch masturbating while the boy was in his driveway, according to a report from the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. The child's mother saw Ballough and called authorities. The boy's mother said she has seen the man outside masturbating while he waved at her son, who waved back, the report said. Source

Here is his full arrest record and permalink mugshot.

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