I haven't eaten there in a very long time. James Russell Hirt thinks it's pretty good though. He was charged with indecent exposure after witness' saw him shaving his roast beef in the bushes in front of an Arby's in Iowa City.

"Witnesses told police that Hirt had his shorts pulled down and had his hand on his genitals, and that he made eye contact with them as he fondled himself. Witnesses told police that Hirt left in an RV heading eastbound, and police were able to make the stop and arrest him. Hirt denied to officers that he had his pants down."

Maybe he just had one of those toasted subs in his hands.

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