I guess you would expect this at Walmart but I thought Target was where all of the rich people shop. You have to read the entire first story at the source. It's a wild one. I like the "clear vessel that contained fluids". Gatorade?

North Olmsted police catch man with pants down in Target parking lot NORTH OLMSTED -A man faces misdemeanor exposure charges after police caught him in his car with his pants down at a local department store. Officers charged the 63-year-old Olmsted Falls resident with indecent exposure on June 2 after witnesses saw him gratifying himself while parked outside Target on Brookpark Road.

Police arrived and surprised the suspect while he was still parked in the lot. Officers observed that he was not wearing any pants at the moment they approached the vehicle. The startled suspect told the officers he was relaxing in the car and was not wearing pants because he was hot.

A search of the man’s car uncovered several pornographic magazine photos, a bag containing women’s under garments, a handful of long brown hair and a clear vessel that contained fluids.

Man charged with indecent exposure at Upper Providence Target  UPPER PROVIDENCE — A Pottstown man allegedly exposed his genitals before walking around the Target on Ridge Pike last Thursday, police said.  According to township police, Scott Sean Russell, 33, will be charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct after the incident on June 3 that happened around 8:48 p.m. in the 1824 Ridge Pike store.

Russell allegedly pulled his genitals out of his pants and proceeded to walk around the store, police said. A 9-year-old girl visiting the store saw him and screamed, alerting her family and store employees to Russell's actions, police said.  Russell fled the store when the girl screamed, police said.