I found a nice Tommy Hilfiger shirt when out doing some shopping and picked it up. It was on sale so it was one of those things I couldn't turn down. I was getting ready for work today and decided to throw it on. The love of life took one look at me and the first thing out of her mouth was that maybe horizontal stripes weren't for me. I guess they don't bring out the best for a man of my proportions. What do I know. I am too old to care what I look like. Does she want me to go out and pick up some slimming pills to match my wardrobe. Who cares? I wore the shirt anyways. I have seen worse.